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I put on the gas mask from an old hunter tier set, and start hunting for you.

I shoot you repeatedly in the back with a shotgun.

IT. IS. MY. COOKIE!

As I lay dead and convulsing, my twitching dead leg trips you. The cookie flies into my hand, where, with a dead man's grip, I hold on for dear life. (Or death.)

Even dead, it's still....

MY COOKIE!

I cut off your arm with a bonesaw, and triumphantly holds it up, still gripping the cookie.

My cookie!

...

Stupid bonesaws.

Anyway. I cast [Revive] on myself, and while you are triumphant, I take the discard bonesaw and whack you, before sawing your arm off, which holds my arm, which holds the cookie.

Technically mine now!

I simply grab the cookie from your hand.

Also, I bribe a Druid to cast Regrowth on me.

My cookie!

I punt the hunter-gnome and snatch the cookie before doing so. I then climb to the highest point of Dalaran, lock myself in, put lasers at all the doorways that will burn anybody to a crisp when they enter, and import an anti-magic field from the DK's to keep people from teleporting in.

MY cookie!

~VelkynKarma

I reroll as a Paladin, powerlevel to 80, and invent the [Everlasting Divine Shield]. I use my epic holy burst damage to knock down the door, whilst being immune to the lasers.

Your head meetsm [Mace].
Head has lost 100% Durability.
Mace has lost 1% durability.
Head is smashed.
Mace is gooey.

My cookie!

You understand you took a fake cookie. My Cookie!

I take the right one instead.

My cookie!

i throw rock at you. you beh dead.cookie beh MINE

The cataclysm has begun! Deathwing erupts from the ground, hell-fire shooting up all around him... Conveniently right under you! As the fallen Dragon laughs at puny mortals and their fragility, I snag the cookie from where it fell from your incinerated hand!

MY Cookie! >:D

As I rise as a ghost, I use my newly given Lich powers to steal the life from you, returning me to life, while turning you into a sharred corpse. I also take the cookie.

My cookie!

I'm cooking you a Delicious brains meal. And when you start to eat you understand its a trap. You think: "At least i got the cookie and these delicious brains" then you see you dont have the cookie. My Cookie!

During this all, I have been quietly biding my time. Then, when everyone least expect it, I pull out future alien technology, (atom scrambler, teleportation devices, microwave rays, turn-people-into-sludge rays, the works!) and unleash them upon you all! I teleport, place to place, before siccing the turn-people-to-sludge-ray (TPSR!) on everyone who had, at one point, or in the future, plans to obtain the cookie besides me.


I AM INVINCIBLE WITHIN MY CASTLE. MY TPSR SHALL PROTECT ME!

My cookie!

You understand you dreamed all with the cookie in your hand, i took it while you was asleep.

My Cookie!

Later that day, I appear in your dreams and kill you. You wake up, and are relieved upon realizing it was just a dream.

A loud crack of gunfire later, and it's MY COOKIE!

Im the Cookieman, all you cookie are belong too us, my cookie

Disheartened, I hand you the cookie.

Then I realize...
I hit you over the head with [Gun],
Gun hits for 800 damage (Crushing Blow).
Cookieman dies.
Saturo gains 158 Experience.

This be mah' cookie!

sends devilsaur charging to swallow you whole then takes the cookie from what is left of your arm


MY COOKIE

Suddenly a Tauren suddenly throws a Epic weapon that is actualy a plotdevice of no importance but I still get the cookie in the end.

Now I rule the cookie throne.