The Raid

[Fworbin]

> See if Overhéalz can do anything about your reeking wasp. If not, cover it in sand.
> Looting, you say? Let's go looting.

[Saturo]

> See if Overhéalz can do anything about your reeking wasp. If not, cover it in sand.

As you ask him, Tentyo grins, and Overhéalz reluctantly hands over a few gold coins. They seem to have had a bet regarding whether or not you'd think about asking.
Overhéalz has cast Regrowth on your Headless Silithid Wasp. After an incredibly disgusting head-regrowth, you gain the pet Silithid Wasp. It's still Undead, and it's still your minion. Now that it has a head, it has gained five Intellect. You cheer for your slightly more intelligent and significantly less smelly minion.

> Looting, you say? Let's go looting.

Looting it is! Your group starts walking up the path, towards the still-smoking outpost. After a few hours of monotonous walking, you reach the gates. As you peek inside, you can see:
An Elven building, most likely a baracks of sorts.
A hill, ontop of which is a Burned-Out Wyvern roost, another building, seemingly a town hall of some sort, and a Tower, most likely some sort of lookout.
On the other side of the town area, you see an Exit, very much like this Entrance.

All the buildings are burnt, and you can see hoofprints, small footsteps, most likely made by cloth shoes in Gnomish size, and large footsteps, seemingly made by elven boots. As you enter, you look on the closest building, the baracks. This building once had a second story, but it seems to have collapsed. There is a female Night Elf lying dead next to the building.

Find Fish is empty. Overhéalz pats you on the back with his paw, and then points at the dead Elf.

[Fworbin]

> Can your wasp still spray acid?
> Go check the elf.

[Saturo]

> Can your wasp still spray acid?

Somehow, yes.

> Go check the elf.

You walk over to the elf, and bend down, looking for some loot, it's what you came here for, remember? There is a loud roar coming from behind you, and as you quickly turn around, you are knocked down by a large lion. The elf rises, and aims her bow at you.
Sidous seems happy at your imminent death. The lion has you pinned down, and the elf quickly asks "Who are you and what's going on here?".

Find Fish is empty.

[Rottingham]

>Could someone fill me in on the story thus far?

[Saturo]

>Could someone fill me in on the story thus far?

The narrator explains that it's possible to look on the previous pages.

Find Fish is empty. Find Humanoids reveals a night elf pointing a bow at you.

[Dragonpuff]

> Quickly explain that you heard about the outpost getting destroyed, and you can to search for... survivors. Yeah, that's it.

[Saturo]

> Quickly explain that you heard about the outpost getting destroyed, and you can to search for... survivors. Yeah, that's it.

"We heard that the outpost had been destroyed and came to loo- I MEAN look for survivors!"
She seems to buy your story, and lowers her bow.

[Azunara]

>Ask who she is.
>Ask why she is here and not, I don't know, panicking?
>Ask if the lion can get off of you. Its claws are really pointy.

[Saturo]

>Ask who she is.
"Cinder"
>Ask why she is here and not, I don't know, panicking?
"Some druids asked me to retrieve the scepter of the High Priest. Then something started making these meteors drop, and she blew up the town for some reason." As she says the last thing, she points at your mage.
>Ask if the lion can get off of you. Its claws are really pointy.

The lion leaves, tough it obviously doesn't trust you.

[Azunara]

>Ask what exactly -is- the Scepter of the High Priest. What does it do beyond making meteors?
>Wave at the lion. Hi.
>Heck, ask Cinder if she wants to join your group. The more the merrier, right?

[Saturo]

>Ask what exactly -is- the Scepter of the High Priest. What does it do beyond making meteors?

"Well, from what they told me, it will "bring about the reign of the elements". One of 'em said that they want me to destroy it to prevent an elemental invasion or something. I wasn't really listening."

>Wave at the lion. Hi.

It sneers at you.

>Heck, ask Cinder if she wants to join your group. The more the merrier, right?

Cinder has declined your invitation.
"Didn't I just tell you? I need to whack a staff!"

[Fworbin]

"Didn't I just tell you? I need to whack a staff!"

> Snicker.
> See if Overhéalz can do that 'diplomacy' thing.
> Make rude gestures at the lion.

[Saturo]

> Snicker.

You are overjoyed.

> See if Overhéalz can do that 'diplomacy' thing.

He starts talking a strange, elven language with the hunter. Eventually, she accepts yur invitation.
"Ok, to Un'Goro then!"
As you say this, she glares at Overhéalz.
"Actually... We're going to fetch the Scepter first..."
You remember to tell him EXACTLY what to say the next time.

> Make rude gestures at the lion.

You flick it off. It sneers at you, and then growls threateningly.

[Fworbin]

> Gah, elves. Bloody unreliable, them. Look for the scepter-thingy.
> Tell your wasp to annoy the lion.

[Saturo]

> Gah, elves. Bloody unreliable, them. Look for the scepter-thingy.

You look around a bit, but you can't find the Scepter. Meanwhile, the rest of your party is looting. Your Mage friend comes out of a building, carrying lots of gold coins and other valuables. Upon seeing this, Tentyo drops the silverware he had been carrying, and goes back into a building. After some general ruccus inside, he comes out again, wearing ceremonial Druid robes, Tauren sized. Overhéalz looks terrified. Upon seeing the look on his face, Tentyo starts dancing. Overhéalz looks ready to pounce.

> Tell your wasp to annoy the lion.

You send your Silithid Wasp in to annoy the lion. It pokes the lion repeatedly with one of it's front legs, making a sound similar to "Hey, lion!".

Find Fish is empty, and no Humanoids on Overhealz tracking.

[Fworbin]

> Screw it, go looting. Elves..Feh.
> Don't help Tentyo, just sit back and watch.

[Saturo]

> Screw it, go looting. Elves..Feh.

Finally! You rush into the closest building, the baracks. There is a Strange Rod on the floor, and a drawer on the left side. Most of it is burnt out, but you can see a metal locker in the top drawer, which seems to have collapsed. There is some stairs up, but they sort of look rickety.

> Don't help Tentyo, just sit back and watch.

Two Rogue like classes in a duel! Yay! Tentyo quickly stabs the cat, which seems to have developed some form of bark over it's skin. A quick flash, and roots have grown from under the human, eveloping him. Overhéalz leaps back, switches into hos night elf form, and rains Moonfire down on the poor Rogue.

Overhéalz has earned the achievement [Duelicious].

[Fworbin]

> Lean out the window and mock Tentyo.
> Check the locker.
> Take the staff.
> If your wasp hasn't gotten in a fight with the lion yet, get it in here to test the stairs.

[Saturo]

> Lean out the window and mock Tentyo.

Done.

> Check the locker.

You draw out the drawers. You find a Small Lockbox and some gold coins. You grab the coins, but the lockbox is too heavy to carry around. Whatever is in it, it's really heavy.

You have gained five gold.

> Take the staff.

You receive item Wooden Rod.

> If your wasp hasn't gotten in a fight with the lion yet, get it in here to test the stairs.

It hasn't been successful in getting the lion to attack, so it quickly comes running. With a hiss it transcends the croaking stairs. The stairs hold.