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I log onto my mage and frostnova the hawkstrider and STEAL the cookie, without random Saturo or gnome abuse in the post.
And I have -5 stamina points for being sick, and use it as a shield to hold the cookie for...future eating process.

(Thus the game continues!)

Since I don't want to be near the sick, I shoot a freezing arrow at you! You, and your sickness, is frozen in a block of ice!
I chip your hand out, and pull the cookie out of your cold fingers!
Then, I mount up, and run to hide with Mankirk's Wife! >:D
Try and find me now! My cookie!

Having asked where Mankirks wife is in Barrens Chat, I head off to the Black Temple.

Soon, this shall be MY COOKIE!

I log on to my tauren hunter, go to tha barrens find you, have an epic duel that eventually ends by me hoof stomping you a your annoying little crab too MWHAHAHA

I am finaly free from the iceblock because my iceblock cooldown went off...and with some hacking due to freezetraps.

Anyway! I swoop down from the air to grab yar cookie and run to Tempest Keep to eat it. In short...it's MY cookie!

Having gotten lost on the way to the Black Temple, I stumble upon Sonata, about to eat the cookie.

"YOU'RE NOT PREPARED!", I yell, and jump you, biting with my small Gnome teeth. Screaming in pain, you drop the cookie.

My cookie!

I get up and rush by Saturo, stealing the cookie. While yelling "THAT WAS JUST A SETBACK!" and rush to find a priest to heal the evil bite wound before I turn into a gnome.

Anyhoow it's mine again!

I heal you with my priest lowbie, log on to my main and kick your @$$ with my dwarfness, MY COOKIE

Your dwarfness has no chance against my gnomeness!

I fly up to you in a Gyrocopter and drop several bombs on you. These bombs are made to not blow up cookies, and, inexplicably, they don't.

My cookie!

I load up a Gnome (>:D) in a catapult, and launch it right at your Gyrocopter! It knocks you from the sky, and as the cookie tumbles to its crumbly doom, I ride by on my trusty raptor and snatch it before it hits the ground! MY Cookie!

A pair of European swallows drop a coconut on your head.
As you rub your head, I trot up, followed by a dirty man banging coconut halves together.
I take the cookie from you and trot off, leaving you very confused about the carrying-capacity of swallows.

I hit you with sword.

My cookie.

I catapult a two cows and a goat at you.

My cookie.

I eat the cows and goat, and then I hit you with two swords!

My cookie.

An animated monster jumps out from behind you and eats you.

My cookie. Also, RUN AWAY!

I ask if that's a Ocorina in your hand and ask you to place it on my desk; you do.. Then send you out to play against the Master's; to be stomped into the mud...
My cookie

I SHOOT YOU IN DA FACE!
<Like a Boss>
My cookie.

Hearing someone talk about bosses, I think of my favorite boss, C'Thun. Me being an acolyte, I start casting some incantations.

Your heart explodes.

My cookie.

I ride in on a giraffe, naked save for some body paint that is colored like the giraffe. I snatch the cookie, and ride off into the sunset.

My cookie!

I stick out my Polearm, and trip the long-legged Giraffe!.... Ouch, that looked like it hurt....
My Cookie~!