Journal Entry 7
Dustwallow marsh. I wasn't really looking forward to visiting the area. It sounded far too moist and moldy for my tastes. I was to find a camp called something like Stonemaul Refuge or Stonemaul cave, but I'll refer to it as the Stonemaul camp. The name made me think "Ogre" and, to my surprise, I was right. It was filled with friendly and stupid ogres.
I accepted a few tasks from the one or two orcs there, and many tasks from the numerous ogres. The first thing they wanted was for me to go out and slay human spies. That got my interest. I waded out towards a dry hill, nearly losing my foot to a crocolisk's jaws in the process. Luckily Golkosh jumped the beast and pecked it until it stopped moving.
To my joy, there were indeed humans. Swarming the area, in fact. Several were on hills or in trees, most likely to escape crocolisks. I had been wondering why there were so many human-sized bones around.
Golkosh was not impressed by their fighting finesse. He did have fun stealing their weapons to look at his reflection with, though, and I
swear he lifted a wing to smooth down his downy feathers at one point. He looked very smug.
Our next task was to kill spiders. They were intriguing - I'd never seen them that size before. I was starting to get impressed by the area. Not many could harbor such beasts.
At the very end of their cave was the Broodqueen, a simply hulking arachnid. Golkosh, that vain, stupid tallstrider... he ran circles around its legs and squawked loudly throughout the entire fight. Didn't strike the spider once. Kept its attention, though.
On our way back to the Stonemaul camp we came across a few roadside tents. Each of them was occupied by elves and humans. We killed our way down the road.
The tents led up to a tower, well guarded and watched. A well-armed human attacked us as soon as we got near. As disrespectful as ever, Golkosh squawked tauntingly as he dodged just about every attack the human threw at him. Bloody bird is going to get in trouble for that someday.
The tower was filled with guards and we had to be careful to keep a few occupied with other things - frozen limbs or heavily bleeding wounds, usually - while we killed them off one by one. Once safe we found an elf captive.
Once she was free, we headed back to the Stonemaul camp. They sent us to check on a home on Witch Hill.
I wish they had told me it was occupied by humans! Bah, how I itched to kill them when I saw them. However, it turned out that they were the ones I was supposed to be helping.
What they wanted me to do was fairly simple... Kill undead and gather questionable cooking ingredients. I carried out the tasks without motivation. The undead died easily, and I already had experience killing spiders.
To my surprise, some of the undead turned into human ghosts when they were killed. They muttered insanity about demons before disappearing.
It didn't bother me much, but it really upset one of the humans. He wanted me to go out and gather some sort of plant for a summoning ritual. What do I look like, everyone's favorite green servant? Bah.
I admit, though, summoning the "demon" was interesting. It was in the form of a bat like creature, and charged directly at Golkosh, who was taunting it. Golkosh headbutt it right into the water. Funniest thing I'd seen in ages.
The insane food-obsessed human - the one that wanted me to kill spiders - then ordered me to kill some murlocs. I was going to refuse, but Golkosh started to run off without me and I was forced to comply.
Well. Well then...
Murlocs, I learned today, tend to swarm massively around their enemies.
Golkosh merrily kicked them around before staring in amazement at a cooking fire.
That was all those humans wanted, and I gladly left. The Stonemaul ogres wanted me to look for a burned out inn anyway. It was a human inn, so I don't see why they cared in the least.
Needless to say it was uninteresting, though I got in a bit of an argument with the local human.
Apparently the orc that was most interested with this already had a suspect, some human deserter. He had me help an ogre confront the human.
A deserter and a coward, apparently.
While the ogre was busy trying to get any sort of answer out of the human, a group of soldiers moved up. I yelled a warning, but the two didn't seem to notice. Idiots. They payed for it.
The humans shot an arrow through the deserter's chest and attacked us. I was happy to get rid of them. The shot human didn't seem too healthy, though, and wouldn't stop groaning. It's a wonder that humans have managed to survive when they can't handle a simple arrow wound. They must breed like rats.
He couldn't even finish his sentence when he was trying to tell us who burned down the inn, forcing me to return to the Stonemaul camp. The orc wasn't happy. He then sent me to gather venom to wash off some of the evidence from the inn.
My respect for the swamp grew yet more. It has near everything you need for life - humans, giant poisonous bugs, dangerous orc-eating beasts, and an overall unforgiving environment. It's a shame it's so wet, and I haven't seen many furry creatures around.
In the end, the trail of evidence lead us to the Grimtotem. Them again! I didn't feel so guilty killing them now, perhaps because I'm used to it. Distinguishing them as enemies instead of oddly colored tauren brothers is something that takes experience, I suppose.
They died quickly, often swearing loudly as Golkosh ran around them cheekily. I had no idea what I was getting into when I befriended the beast.
Dragons were my next target. Apparently they had burned down the Stonemaul's old home, and I was getting revenge. I'd never fought a dragon before, and looked forward to it.

Is this supposed to be a dragon? I'm not impressed.

What the heck is that?! If the stories I've heard of heroes slaying dragons are referring to these, I'm going to have to rethink my childhood goals.]

THAT'S a DRAGON!
I dragged the body over to the mouth of a nearby cave, hoping to bait out larger prey. Unfortunately a small drake flew out to attack instead.
Hmmph. I didn't get any real dragon slaying done, but I had to move on. I had been told that there was a bounty on a large local raptor called Goreclaw, and I was to kill him. The thought of raptors in the area was amazing. It made the swamp almost feel like home.
Sure enough, there was a raptor colony nearby. Even the smallest raptor there was twice the size of the ones I knew in Durotar.
The true monster, though, was Goreclaw himself. Simply awe-inspiring.
By the grace of the spirits we managed to slay him, though I still wonder how my bullets even punctured his scales. Of course, Golkosh was uninterested...
When I returned lugging one of his massive claws, a tauren called out to me. She explained that help was needed in Thousand Needles, and expressed a hope that I would be that help. I left the town to think about it.
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