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>Make Harpy mating calls into the darkness

You cup your hands to your lips and scream "HAY BABY WANNA PARTY" into the Abyssal Darkness.

Azunara wrote:/is glad she's Alliance, at least. You people seem to play mainly Horde, so I'm good there! >:)

You prepare yourself to fire completely wildly into the darkness, but...

it...

There's something behind you. You can see it almost clearly, about a hundred yards up the winding trail, moving slowly across the desert hardtack. It's shuffling, moving laboriously as though crushed under some impossibly heavy weight, a hunched over form, shifting in and out of the Abyssal Darkness.

You squint your Keen Eyes to get a better look.

It's... it's some kind of Gnoll, some kind of , of enormous, hunchbacked Gnoll wearing some sort of metal, triangular, sharply-angled helmet that is very clearly bearing down on it, bogging every movement into a slow, painful crawl as it drags its own enormous weight along.

it is also dragging what appears to be a gigantic butcher knife behind it, the weapon at least two or three times' the creature's size. This knife appears to be unbelievably heavy, the monstrous Gnoll pausing every few weary steps to pull the weapon along, causing a harsh, metallic scr@pe that cuts through your ears like iron nails on the chalkboard of your soul.

You check your Track Undead.

This blip has a name.

It appears to be called 'Pyramid Hogger.'

Feeling extremely brave, you throw your big red arrow onto the monster's head and try to pop some of your cooldowns.

Unfortunately, you already popped all of your Cooldowns and blew most of your mana back at the Harpy's Roost. All you really have left is Feign Death and Auto Shot.

This does not stop you from sending Scratchfever in, as such things have never stopped you from sending Scratchfever in. You count yourself extremely lucky to have found such a steadfastly loyal and endlessly stupid Unwitting Patsy.

Scratchfever closes the gap between himself and the great beast in seconds, arriving only shortly after the first of your devastating Steady Shots which don't appear to be especially devastating when you're almost completely naked save your rings, loincloth and rifle.

Your shots do not appear to affect the monstrous Gnoll, pinging harmlessly off that great, red helmet.

This does not stop Scratchfever from giving it his all, as it has never stopped Scratchfever from giving it his all.

He gets in two Claws and a Bite before the creature lifts its gigantic weapon up into the air and brings it down like a guillotine.

You don't care to watch what happens next.

(Scratchfever has died!
Scratchfever's Happiness is now 25%.
Scratchfever is now Dangerously Ravenous.)

>Equip Exciting Undergarments on head

You are an endless font of excellent ideas, and this latest one can only be your finest.

You are now wearing Exciting Undergarments on your head.

Ketchaeatcha wrote:If one of dem is named chad can we hang him and open up a new slot?

Azunara wrote:So...uh....Veph...Can you protect me from Ryno and Saturo? Please?