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Re: P. Dawg?? ><
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:36 pm
by Azunara
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I'd like to point out that is creepy. Those eyes. The huge, beady eyes! *kneels dramatically.* They're everywhere! Watching...
Re: P. Dawg?? ><
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:39 pm
by Saturo
Azunara wrote:...
I'd like to point out that is creepy. Those eyes. The huge, beady eyes! *kneels dramatically.* They're everywhere! Watching...
YES! KNEEL!
Someone get the High Priest! We need to whack some faith into this fool.
Re: P. Dawg?? ><
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:41 pm
by Azunara
Make it stop! It...burns!
Re: P. Dawg?? ><
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:43 pm
by Vephriel
Azunara wrote:...
I'd like to point out that is creepy. Those eyes. The huge, beady eyes! *kneels dramatically.* They're everywhere! Watching...
Re: P. Dawg?? ><
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:46 pm
by VelkynKarma
Azunara wrote:Make it stop! It...burns!
If you accept P Dawg, the burning will stop
~VelkynKarma
Re: P. Dawg?? ><
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:46 pm
by Azunara
*shudders*
Make it end, I'll do what you say, just make them stop! *whines.*
Re: P. Dawg?? ><
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 5:12 pm
by GethlarNomudac
ALL HAIL P.DAWG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*chourus singing
Re: P. Dawg?? ><
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 5:17 pm
by Azunara
...I...submit...
I will follow your P.Dawg. Just remember, I will one day break free. You can't trap me forever! *evil laughter, before falling to the ground, defeated.*
Re: P. Dawg?? ><
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 5:17 pm
by Rottingham
THE POWER OF P. DAWG COMPELS YOU!!!
THE POWER OF P. DAWG COMPELS YOU!!!
Re: P. Dawg?? ><
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:18 pm
by mnenioc
What's odd is that I've been looking for the Sewer Beast in SW Canals for days and after reading this thread, low and behold, I decide to jump on my nelf and found Sewer Beast right before I head out to go get some food. Does that mean P.Dawg has expanded to include rares in known cities as well? WOAH who'd think a rodent could hold that much sway?
Re: P. Dawg?? ><
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:22 pm
by Saturo
P. dawg is no mere rodent. He is a god, in rodent form. Also, he can kill you with one mere thought, so TREMBLE BEFORE HIM!
Re: P. Dawg?? ><
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:23 pm
by Vephriel
P. Dawg rewards his followers in many ways.
/sage nod
Re: P. Dawg?? ><
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:34 pm
by VelkynKarma
He does indeed, all you need to do is believe
~VelkynKarma
Re: P. Dawg?? ><
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:55 pm
by Azunara
*whispers softly.* Don't listen to them! They're insane! They're trying to brainw-
I mean. All hail P.Dawg!
Re: P. Dawg?? ><
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:06 pm
by VelkynKarma
Hrm...High Priest, I think this one needs a little more..."convincing."
~VelkynKarma
Re: P. Dawg?? ><
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:09 pm
by Azunara
VelkynKarma wrote:Hrm...High Priest, I think this one needs a little more..."convincing."
~VelkynKarma
Bah. I'm fine. Honest. Really. What? No, seriously! Hail P.Dawg!
Oh please don't eat me...
Re: P. Dawg?? ><
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:18 pm
by Rottingham
I've recently become a follower of P. Dawg myself... and I am aware of him at any momment in time being able to kill you with a mere tho...
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Sorry bout that, guys, I had to run back to my body and rez... maybe P. Dawg doesn;t look kindly on me... What can I do to win his favor?
Re: P. Dawg?? ><
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:20 pm
by VelkynKarma
The High Priest will tell you to give him many golds in donation to P Dawg.
This is a lie. You actually have to give the gold to me.
He appreciates being noticed too. Next time you see P Dawg in the game, throw a hunter's mark on him. He will recognize your offering and recognition of his greatness, and be pleased
~VelkynKarma
Re: P. Dawg?? ><
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:22 pm
by Azunara
*goes off and hides while people discuss offering trifles to P.Dawg.* Run away!
Re: P. Dawg?? ><
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:23 pm
by VelkynKarma
It doesn't matter where you run, Azunara. P Dawg will always find you.
~VelkynKarma