my phone says......

[Miacoda]

I often need to write "brb, sec" in /g or /ra. It often becomes "brb, sex".

That happens to me sometimes. X.x I'll also typo things like "omg I love this song" but instead of an S in the word "song" I'll put a D on accident... <_<
There's a reason why my guild note is "Typo Master" xD

[Miyon]

Ooh, fun thread. The "pet my package" cracked me up though, I had already read all the other ones. But I remember one time I was home alone, reading DYAC for one of the first times, and I seriously laughed like a maniac. I think it was 2am.

I also have a lot of weird spelling errors, and unfortunately I always notice the "brb, sex" ones before I send them >.<
I often say a lot of weird things too. As long as people laugh of it I'm happy