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> Keep on riding then.

Fworbin wrote:> Keep on riding then.

Allrighty then! You ride up the hills, after waving goodbye. That guy was AWESOME!
You have reached the Gates of Gadgetzan. However, something isn completely right... The city itself seems to have survived fairly well, however... There is an eerie glow emanating from the center of the city. You cautiously peek inside and OHMYGOD! There is a pile of dead goblins, right next to a large fire. You can see another, smaller, pile of bones, with toothmarks on them. You feel sickened, and almost womit. You decide to hide a bit away from the town, where you set up a small camp. Sidous glares at you. Camping when we could be getting to Orgrimmar! Gnomes...

You are pounced by a lion. A different lion. It's pinning you to the ground exactly like
the other lion did, however. Your Silothid Wasp is hissing from behind you, and judging from the small portrait under yours, it's "Rooted" to the ground for another 30 seconds.
"Are you with IT?"
You quickly look around as much as you can, but everyone else seems to have fallen into a deep sleep. No help from those lazy bastards.

>You ask the lion that, you assumed posed the question, what is IT?
>Hope you can stay alive for the next 30 seconds without getting your face mauled off. Then your Silithid Wasp can be useful!

Azunara wrote:>You ask the lion that, you assumed posed the question, what is IT?

"What is this IT you're talking about!?"
"What do you think stacked all the goblins?"
"Was that IT?"
"Yes. Are you stupid?"
"No."
"Well that's odd then, most intelligent people would know what I was talking about."
"IT?"
"Yeah."

This is clearly going nowhere.

Azunara wrote:>Hope you can stay alive for the next 30 seconds without getting your face mauled off. Then your Silithid Wasp can be useful!

It's hissing threateningly. Yay wasps!

> Just ask him what 'IT' is.
> Is your wasp free yet? You could use a bargaining chip, and long claws tend to work well.

Fworbin wrote:> Just ask him what 'IT' is.
> Is your wasp free yet? You could use a bargaining chip, and long claws tend to work well.

"But what is IT!?"
"IT."
"Are you insane?"
"No."
"Are you sure?"
"Kind of. How about you then?"
"I'm saner than most."
"Are most insane?"
"I don't think so."
And at that point, you can hear a loud hiss, and the lion is thrown off your back. Your Silithid Wasp is attacking like crazy, stinging and biting and doing stuff. Th druid is fighting back. You notice that the lion has horns. It's a Tauren.

EVIL!

You Charge, and then start whacking away with your Titansteel Destroyer.

Fart!

Max165 wrote:Fart!

You brush up against Druid and let out a loud fart.

(A bit OT, don'ya think?)

> Hit the lion. A lot.

Fworbin wrote:> Hit the lion. A lot.

You raise your Titansteel Destroyer as high into the air as you can, and bring it down onto the lion with a helluva force. A really sickening, splashy sound later, the druid is dead. Like really dead. You broke it's spine. You think.
It morphs back into a druid, that lies still on it's back.

Tentyo is mumbling something in his sleep.

As you are about to walk towards Tentyo and see if you can wake him up, a force tugs you down. You are lying face-to-face with the druid. He's holding you in your cloak.
"Hurry... To Orgrimmar... The... Forces will attack... It's lair..."
With a terryfyingly long sigh, the druid's grip on you loosens, but not enough to allow you to struggle your way out of his grasp.
Great. You're stuck with a dead tauren and a sleeping raid. Just... Great.

> Throw a rock at Tentyo. He's the Rogue, stuff shouldn't have been able to sneak up on you with him around!
> If the rock does not wake him up, launch into the most riotous song you know, with gusto!

Dragonpuff wrote:> Throw a rock at Tentyo. He's the Rogue, stuff shouldn't have been able to sneak up on you with him around!

You pick up a Smallish Rock, and then you struggle to turn around enough to aim.
You throw Smallish Rock at Tentyo. You miss.
Your skill in Thrown Weapons has increased to 2.

> Start singing 'It's a small world after all' as loud and obnoxiously as you possibly can.

start doing the turnak turnak dance :p

Fworbin wrote:> Start singing 'It's a small world after all' as loud and obnoxiously as you possibly can.

Sphax wrote:start doing the turnak turnak dance :p

You can't really dance, seeing as how you're lying in the ground, without any way to get up. You decide to wiggle a bit, however.


"It's a world of laughter, a world or tears"
"It's a world of hopes, it's a world of fear"
"There's so much that we share"
This doesn't seem to have any effect on the others magically induced sleep...
"That it's time we're aware"
"It's a small world after all"
Why are you still singing? It's obviously not working!

"It's a small world after all"
"It's a small world after all"
Yeah, sure, ignore your mind. IT'S INEFFECTIVE YOU FOOL!
"It's a small world after all"
"It's a small, small world"
You are hit by a Smallish Rock. You lose 1% health.
Tentyo threw it, but he's still asleep. You managed to be obnoxious enough, just not... You know... Loud enough.

then it started raining gumballs :p

Sphax wrote:then it started raining gumballs :p

You look around. No it didn't...

(Please... Keep this on-topic...)

just kidding wanted to say that a lock would appear and cast rain of fire


(but then movie poped in from bedtime stories when kid said thenit started rainign gumballs )

back to the warlock with his rain of fire :p

(Ok, whatever... Veph, cleanup please...)

> Tell your wasp to hack the tauren into more conveniently sized pieces.