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Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:34 pm
by Azunara
I attack you with basic campfire! The silithids land in the fire, and with a sound akin to popcorn, we have some lovely Fried Silithid Strips on our hands.
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:35 pm
by Saturo
I attack you with a spaceship.
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:08 pm
by rubybeam
and i attack you with space goats. very sexy space goats at that
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:15 pm
by Saturo
I cleave the spacegoats at the ankles.
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:16 pm
by Azunara
I attack you with whelps. Many whelps. HANDLE IT!
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:17 pm
by Saturo
I cast Curse of Agony on the whelps!
MOAT DOTS!
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:20 pm
by Azunara
I attack you with a grammatically incorrect sentence.
I...like, fried! hamburger; meat. Its tastes well.
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:23 pm
by Saturo
I throw dead geese at you.
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:28 pm
by Azunara
I throw live Canadian geese at you. Those birds are meeaaan.....
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:31 pm
by Saturo
I eat the geese, and then burp at you. Evil burp.
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:52 pm
by rubybeam
i thorw a censor bar at you
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:53 am
by Kaylai
I cover everyone head to toe in heavy winter garb and leave them out to boil in the desert sun as I tan in a lawn chair and drink ice cold lemonaide.
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:16 am
by Fworbin
I attack you with a bucket. Which is to say, I just poured a bucket of ice water on you, and now you're angrily sputtering.
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:47 am
by Saturo
I swing Frostmourne at you, thus chopping you off at the ankles.
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:59 am
by Kaylai
I reanimate myself as Dkxlolkaylai and cast FROSTSHOCKKKKK!!
...wait
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 12:02 pm
by Rottingham
I attack you with A SEXY PARTY! (lead by stewie griffin of course!)
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 12:07 pm
by Kaylai
I attack you with a SEXIER PARTY, lead by the one and only... Eric Theodore Cartman.
What a twist!!
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 12:49 pm
by Saturo
I attack you with a rifle.
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:04 pm
by Kaylai
I block your bullets with my trusty impenetrable shield and shine a magnifying glass on your little huntergnome face.
...Closer.. Come closer.. AND BURNN!!
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:14 pm
by Azunara
I attack you with a TLPD! While you're stunned, spluttering, I beat you up, take your lunch money, and run off. Sadly, that TLPD was only a really big stuffed animal. Sorry.