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Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 3:53 pm
by Vephriel
She's dual-wielding rune utensils! Ruuuunnn!!!

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 3:55 pm
by zedxrgal
I see your runespoon so I must pull out my fiery sharpened spork!!!

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 12:43 pm
by Ryno
/referee outfit

AAAAAAAnd in this corner! The Packer of Pasta, the Devourer of Dishes, the Never ending eater of Noodles! Veeeeeephriel!

AAAAAAAnd in the other corner! The short end of the stick plans to bite back! With fiery motivation, she plans to take the title! It's... SATURO!!

But wait! We have a third challenger! Claiming to be able to take both competitors under the table without batting an eyelash! Who is this foolhardy contestant?! It's... ZEDXRGAL!!

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 12:48 pm
by Gala
Saturo wrote:
zedxrgal wrote:And I don't think anyone could out eat me in a pasta match!
Another competitor, eh? This shall be a fun deathmatch. I'd better equip myself with more than the Runefork!
*Picks up runespoon*
Let's roll.
*A CHALLENGER APPEARS*

oh, you poor fools think you can eat more pasta than me?

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 12:51 pm
by Ryno
Galadrael wrote:*A CHALLENGER APPEARS*
/referee outfit

What's this?! Oh my folks! As if three competitors wasn't enough, we have a fourth entering the fray! Silent but deadly, he plans to slurp his way through all forms of squishy and saucy goodness to victory! Give it up for... Gaaaaaladrael!!

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 12:53 pm
by Vephriel
OM NOM NOM
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Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 12:57 pm
by Ryno
/referee outfit

And it looks like Vephriel is off to a strong start! Thirty, count 'em, thirty different kinds of pasta under her belt! How long will she be able to keep this kind of variety up? I don't know but I'm going to stay tuned to find out!

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 1:09 pm
by Gala
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dont mind me, just eating more pasta than all of you.

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 1:11 pm
by Vephriel
Don't mind me, just eating the LARGEST BOWL OF SPAGHETTI IN THE WORLD.
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Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 1:18 pm
by Ryno
/referee outfit

And it looks like Galadrael counters Vephriel's assault with a bigger bowl of one type of pasta! Going for quantity over variety it seems!

But wait! Vephriel has turned the tables with the world's largest plate of spaghetti! How does she do it?!

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 1:18 pm
by Gala
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dont mind me just being classy in italy with some fancy pasta and not looking like a glutton like a certain girl i know.

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 1:20 pm
by Vephriel
/devours flying spaghetti monster

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Oh it's on.

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 1:21 pm
by Ryno
I'm not even going to pretend I can make another announcement without perverting it, because of that flying spaghetti monster picture.

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 1:23 pm
by Vephriel
;)

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 1:25 pm
by Gala
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dont mind me, just making the spaghetti monster more palatable by giving it delicious sauce. Yeah, that means mine is better.

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 1:33 pm
by Vephriel
Mine wins.

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Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 1:34 pm
by Gala
i request the removal of Vephriel on grounds of "not pasted related one-uppance"

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 1:35 pm
by Vephriel
THERE ARE NO RULES IN A PASTA DEATH MATCH!

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 2:01 pm
by Ryno
There are many rules.

All of which I make.

Firing lasers is within the rules.

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 5:44 pm
by Saturo
/throw runefork
*RUNEFORK DOES IMPALE*
/death grip runefork
/devour
*WINS!*