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Granted, but I steal those awesome powers! Mine!

I wish for money.

granted, but now you owe the bank whatever it is you just got.

I wish that Hogger killed the Goldshire Devil Children...

Granted, but he drank their blood and is now even more powerful than before, if such a thing can be comprehended. (Came out a lot creepier, now that I'm rereading it. O_o)

I wish for more devilsaurs in Cata.

Granted, but they cant be tamed

I wish they would hurry up and give us our new stables so i could go out and tame the pets i want before they have a chance to dissaper.

Granted, they do...But they leave out all the other nifty features for Cata. Not to mention, they just give it to you in A. a patch, and B. Keep Beta open forever and never ship Cata. Hope you got in Beta!

I wish I could be more evil. Or at least be less moral.

(Though....I did score the Burning Legion twice on the "Which Faction Are You?" quiz...)

Granted. You now score as Scourge. Like me.

I wish I had some grenades.

Granted, but you follow my advice and waste them on blowing up Veph, Saf, and Palla. You take over-wait, waste doesn't seem to be the appropiate word...

I wish I could play Beta...Stupid Beta being only on the one occupied computer...

granted but then it's over as soon as you join

I wish I could draw a shrimp

Granted, but you realize all shrimp look like prawn, and you can't draw those.

I wish Civilization V would be released.

granted but a hacker hacks and destorys it making everything all about killing gnomes

I wish I could draw prawns

Granted, but you can no longer draw shrimp. And prawn look like shrimp.

I wish Civilization V would follow the formula of the earlier games.

granted but the game's makers all die in car accidents

I wish I can draw shrimp and prawn

Granted, but you can't draw crustaceans now.

I wish I wasn't being so mean against Rubybeam.

granted but now I can draw crustaceans

I wish that so many didn't die on that day....

Granted, but now someone you know died.

I wish i had more gold! And that no one could steal it...

Granted, but its chocolate wrapped in gold foil.

I wish it wasn't so spooky and dark and stormy out.

Granted. However, it is now four-hundred degrees outside, and the paint it melting off your house.

Granted, but it blows up in your face, thus ripping the "I wish for" part of your post away.

I wish for IRL Rain of Fire.

Good catch there. I owe you a squirrel.

Done. You aren't immune to the fire, though.

I wish I could get into Beta..Would be nice.

Granted, but you can't log in until three days after Cata goes live.

I wish I was immune to fire damage.