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Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:51 am
by bluddy
i'm not making an off-topic post! choke in it!!! damn :(

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:12 pm
by Saturo
I'm gonna' punch that rabbit in tha' face!

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:13 pm
by bluddy
i'm going out for a walk.

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:32 pm
by GethlarNomudac
OMG!!!
ThEY KILLED KENNY

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:34 pm
by Saturo
I can't read Braille.

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:41 pm
by GethlarNomudac
I like to beatbox

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:41 am
by bluddy
smily post!!!!! :D :) ;) :( :o :shock: :? 8-) :lol: :x :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :| :mrgreen: :geek: :ugeek: :headbang: :hug: HAHAHAAAA :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:20 am
by Fworbin
And all there was, layed out before me, passing by-eye..

I cannot for the life of me remember what that's from. Just that one line.

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:42 am
by Saturo
*Heard in a bar*
And thus it came to be that I, a drunk from a small town, ended up being beaten to death by an army of orcas in the middle of the fabled lost city of Atlantis...

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 7:35 am
by SgtMakkie
*FARTS*

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:11 am
by Saturo
A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:20 am
by SgtMakkie
Jack and Jill went up the hill to find a private hollow,
when they came down,
jack wore a frown…Jill had refused to …(keeping it clean for the kiddies) / waves at Saturo

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:23 am
by Saturo
*WAves back*
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks
are too high."

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:27 am
by SgtMakkie
A blonde walks into a supermarket and a new design of orange juice container catches her eye, when asked by her partner if she was ok, she replied "don't disturb me, the box of OJ says concentrate !"

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:29 am
by Saturo
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him
in.

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:34 am
by SgtMakkie
A blonde goes into PC World looking for curtains, the assistant says "you don't need curtains for a PC", she looks puzzled and says, " But mines got Windows!!"

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:41 am
by Saturo
A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied "I know you
can't, I've cut your arms off".

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:49 am
by SgtMakkie
Beware the disease Idiotitis.
Causes the brain to shutdown and the mouth to keep talking.
May be contagious, thousands affected.
The best Defense: Slap and run away!

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:50 am
by Saturo
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the
craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your
kayak and heat it too.

Re: The Off Topic Topic

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:53 am
by SgtMakkie
What do you call a Chinese man with only one foot?
Tye one shu!