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I praise Saturo as my heroine, and begin an extensive catlick. After which I snag the cookie and frolic away.

My cookie~!

I'm terrified at the catlick.
My Devilsaur eats you.
My cookie.

I use my charms to gain influence over the Devilsaur.

I turn his meal time into a highly erotic vore scene.

You flee in terror.

I get out of his mouth after some persuasion, and take the cookie.

My cookie!

I shoot you at range. My cookie.

Laying bleeding in Devilsaur mouth...

Light, fading...

*throws cookie to... someone nearby, although not Saturo*

*dies as a person dressed like a cat in the mouth of a very confused Devilsaur*

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

I shoot the nearby person, and take the cookie.
I then hold a burial for Ryno. In the devilsaurs mouth. As the devilsaur swallows, I play burial music on a conveniantly located harp.

As Saturo is focused on the making of the death music, I crawl over, quietly take the cookie, and crawl away.
/w My Cookie

While you're crawling away, I get off the ground, grab a nearby length of rope, basket, shovel and netting.
Once you fall in the pit, I offer to let you out for the cookie. After a lot of "Cookie first." "No, rope first!"-ing, I take the cookie from the basket, and throw down the rope.

Ahem. Mine.

I strangle you. My cookie.

I backstab you and take the cookie. So it's my cookie now you fools!

I stab you in the front with a Spear of Freaking Hodir. My cookie.

I use my epic Rogue skills to stealth, sneak up to you, and AMBUSHEVISCERATEEVISCERATESLICEANDDICEBACKSTABPWN!

My cookie.

I backstab the backstabber AGAIN.
NOW FOOLS you no take cookie! *kobold voice*

I kick your ass in Trogg Form. My cookie.

Once I finish dragging myself out of the hole, I spot a Trogg with a Cookie.
Heh.
/snatch Cookie
/punt Trogg into hole
Heh-heh!

I sneak up behind you, and start casting Rain of Fire at you. As you burn, I take the Cookie.
Mine! Mine I tells ya!

I walk up to Saturo empty handed and demand the cookie. She pulls a flamethrower on me, and I point up.
She looks up and is hit by an anvil. I take the cookie from her hand, which happens to be conveniently sticking out from under the anvil.
Cookie's mine, mang.

*cough*
*pushes I WIN BUTTON*
My Cookie :3
o nom nom its chocolate goodness

My soul possesses the "I W.I.N." button! I transport the cookie into me without anyone seeing...

My cookie~!

I press the I.W.I.N.L.O.L Button, which summons an Intergalactic Warp-speed Ion-charged Nebula Laser Of Lotsa ass-pwning.

It fires.

My cookie.