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I throw my shoe at you, and the mind control cap falls to the ground, where Illidan crushes it.

I throw a runedagger into your eye.

I throw exploding cookies at you! Namely, cookies with crudely made bombs with smily faces on them attached.

I nomnom your cookies and throw yogurt at you!

I throw a rabid raccoon to eat the Yogurt... and then I throw and evil snail to lay a slimy trail on your skin.

HAVE FUN WASHING THAT OFF, PUNK!!!

I take a Mr. Clean magic eraser and scrub it all over my skin.
YESSSS
*skin melts off* ...noo...

I throw my melted skin at your snail, my saltyness boils him immediately.

What with you being skinless, I decide to do this the easy way.
/poke
"Oooooow."
/poke

Poking? Without a runesword!? Hah!
/poke with frostmourne

Aaaaaaaaand you've got your sword stuck in my magically-reinforced ribcage. Again.
I wait patiently while you wrench it out, then kick you in the head, sending you sprawling.

I leap out from the shadows, tackling you and laughing madly, then pull a water gun out from behind my back and spray you in the face with it. "Take that! Hahahaha! Guess I'm a threat now! How do you like that water, huh?"

You know how bad wet dog smells, right? How do you think wet undead dog smells?
..I follow you around.

I attack you with Febreeze air freshener.

/Cough, hack, cough
I hack up an unidentifiable, gooey organ on your foot.

I attack you with a zucchini.

I eat it!
...
...
And then bite you.

AUGH! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!

*I bash you repeatedly against a tree, and you fall off. Then I go get disinfectant.*

i poisoned ur disinfectant teehee

As I'm dying of poison, I realize something.

Epic Druid, ha. /cast abolish poison.

I then go cat form, stealth, and....Pouncemanglerakeshredshredmaimmanglerakeshredshredtiger'sfuryrip

You are dead. Release spirit?

*Casts Raise Dead*
*Sends Undead GethlarNomudac to attack*