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Fworbin wrote:> Demand all the goblin's gold, gag him, and tie him to a tree.

You make the knots extra hard, and then start looting. You have received:
89Gold 17Silver 2Copper
Fake Moustache
Keys to a Mekgineer's Chopper
Detailed maps over Azeroth
Buccaneers Hat
Dirty Gloves

Fworbin wrote:> So you made it to R47CH3T. What now?

"Are those maps?", Overhéalz asks as you stuff the small book into you backpack.
You stop packing them down, and hand them over instead. After a few minutes of looking Overhéalz exclaims "We just need to follow the river over there north".
As the others are already moving, you decide to just follow. After a few minutes of walking you reach an Odd Tree. There is an almost naked male forsaken tied to it. There is also a mekgineer's chopper parked nearby. Asunei hurries over to untie him, and he seems grateful.
"Have you seen a goblin? He stole my clothes and my the keys to my Chopper."
"Yeah, he's tied up in R47CH3T"
"R47CH3T? You mean Ratchet?"
"Yeah. Whatever."
He runs off, laughing madly. You don't envy that goblin.

Oh wait. An abandoned Mekgineer's Chopper. And you have the keys. Awesome...

> Leave the forsaken's clothes by the tree. Ew.
> Steal the motorcycle.
> Mount up, follow the river.

Fworbin wrote:> Leave the forsaken's clothes by the tree. Ew.

You swiftly dump the hat and the gloves. Eww indeed.

Fworbin wrote:> Steal the motorcycle.

You jump on it, insert the keyes, and turn them around. The engine starts with a roar.
You have gained mount: Stolen Mekgineer's Chopper.
Tentyo quickly calls shotgun and jumps into the sidewagon. Overhéalz looks a little sad.

Fworbin wrote:> Mount up, follow the river.

Follow the river it is! Overhéalz switches to his travelform and charges after, meanwhile Asunei jumps onto a mechanostrider. You can see a great wall in the distance. Suddenly, one of the many meteorites crashes down at it, setting it ablaze. Small figures race towards it with water.
To your north is Burning Wall. To your east is a Zeppelin tower. To your west is some barren wasteland, and to your south is R47CH3T.

>Eh, let's try Burning Wall. Maybe the figures can tell us what's going on.

Azunara wrote:>Eh, let's try Burning Wall. Maybe the figures can tell us what's going on.

You leasurely stroll up to the wall, and ask one of the figures "Do you perhaps know where we can meet some druids?"
"Throm-ka! Rega kaz zug nogah dogg, Ro'th?"

>Check Orcish language skill. You have a feeling it's low.
>Ask if anyone in your raid knows Orcish. Who knows?
>Help extinguish the wall fires.

Azunara wrote:>Check Orcish language skill. You have a feeling it's low.

2/450. It's even lower than you thought!

Azunara wrote:>Ask if anyone in your raid knows Orcish. Who knows?

"Any of you guys speak orcish?"
Overhéalz turns to one of the peons and exclaims "Lok'Tar Ogar!". The peon looks at him surprisedly.
"You speak orcish?"
"No, but they usually yell that at me when I ride past"
"So what does it mean?"
"I think it's a friendly greeting..."

Azunara wrote:>Help extinguish the wall fires.

Asunei is far ahead of ya. She's been firing frostbolts at that wall for a few minutes now. There's only been minor peon casualties.

< Ask what the heck Asunei is doing.
< Motion for the raid to follow to Asunei.
< Help Asunei.. If its a good thing.
< Ask for more food.

Bubbleme wrote:< Ask what the heck Asunei is doing.

"Eh... What are you doing?"
"Putting out the fires, of course"

Bubbleme wrote:< Help Asunei.. If its a good thing.

You don't know how to cast [Frostbolt] yet.

Bubbleme wrote:< Ask for more food.

"Could I have some more food?"

You are handed a Talbuk Venison by Overhéalz.

< Eat Talbuk Vension as quick as possible, Like the hungry maniac you are.
< Ask the druid if he can fetch some water from somewhere.
< Resist the random urge to drink the water, And help put out the fires with it.

<While the group is busy communicating with the peons and puting out the fires use the Stolen Mekgineer Chopper to go back for Sidous and the silithid's corpse

< When you return to The Burning Wall with the wasp corpse and Sidous remove your boots that Tentyo
crafted from the silithid's original head and attemt to bribe sidous to help bring your dead silithid pet back to life in exchange for helping to summon Sidous's so called dre-d-lorrd
(kinda new to this)

Bubbleme wrote:< Eat Talbuk Vension as quick as possible, Like the hungry maniac you are.

In a disgusting show of freakiness, you somehow manage to swallow the whole venison without chewing. Your stomach feels like it could explode, but hey, at leat you're not hungry.

Bubbleme wrote:< Ask the druid if he can fetch some water from somewhere.

"Why haven't you brought your own food?"
"I did. Then I ate it. Ah, wonderful churje..."

He grumpily tosses a winesack at you.

Bubbleme wrote:< Resist the random urge to drink the water, And help put out the fires with it.

Tough this wine indeed seems good, you throw it at the burning wall instead. Overhéalz jumps to stop you, but it's too late. There seems to be some sort of explosion. It burbs your eyebrows off. It is indeed an explosion. How peculiar. Several peons have died. You feel proud.

"Why would you do that!?"
"Wine's not supposed to be that flammable!"
"It's not wine, you moron! It's moonshine!"

Demonicow wrote:<While the group is busy communicating with the peons and puting out the fires use the Stolen Mekgineer Chopper to go back for Sidous and the silithid's corpse

< When you return to The Burning Wall with the wasp corpse and Sidous remove your boots that Tentyo
crafted from the silithid's original head and attemt to bribe sidous to help bring your dead silithid pet back to life in exchange for helping to summon Sidous's so called dre-d-lorrd
(kinda new to this)

That's an awful lot of things to do, don't you reckon'? Besides, there's some angry Orcish guards waving their axes at your raid for killing so many peons.

Wait, guards...?

> Quickly assess what kind of a chance your group has against the guards.
> If you've got a good chance or beating them, fight.
> If not, run squealing.

Fworbin wrote:> Quickly assess what kind of a chance your group has against the guards.

There are currently eight guards rushing against you, and somewhere inside the burning city a horn can be heard, summoning more. Your chances are pretty damned slim.

Fworbin wrote:> If you've got a good chance or beating them, fight.
> If not, run squealing.

"Aaaah!"

After running a few inutes, you seem to have lost the guards. You quickly glance around to determine where you are.
You are in a cave. There is a campfire burning in the middle, but the flames are green. Fel-flames. A dark shape is sitting down next to the fire.

"Well look what came stumbling onto my doorstep..."
It's Sidous. And he seems even more evil than before.

< Look around for something to use as a Shield.
< Grab the shield, If sighted.
<Hope that you dont get hit if he attacks, With the help of your shield.

(If theres nothing to use as a Shield);
<Wait for ittt..
<Start 'poking' the evil guy hard if he attacks
<Realise that your not even hurting the guy, Stun him, and sneak away before he can catch up.

Bubbleme wrote:< Look around for something to use as a Shield.

There's nothing even remotely like a shield in here!

Bubbleme wrote:<Wait for ittt..

He just sits there, calmly. Too calmly. Something's wrong.

Bubbleme wrote:<Start 'poking' the evil guy hard if he attacks

You poke him with your Titansteel Destroyer. HE FALLS TOGETHER! Ot was just some creepy illusion-spell! On the floor ahead of you is an Elaborate Robe.
Those robes look expensive... You decide to pick them up, in order to try and sell then to a merchant later on. As you lift them, a runed orb falls out.
You have received item: Expensive-looking Robes.

<Pick up the orb.
<Run. AHH!
<Look at your map, See where you are.
<Find your way to the raid with the map.
<Ask Overhealz to inspect the orb.

Bubbleme wrote:<Pick up the orb.

You reach down to pick it up, but as you touch it, it burns your hand. You decide to use the Expensive-looking Robes as makeshift gloves.
You receive item: Runed Orb wrapped in Smoldering Expensive-looking Robe.

Bubbleme wrote:<Run. AHH!

This orb is heavier than it seems. You won't be able to run while carrying it around.

Bubbleme wrote:<Look at your map, See where you are.

Hmm... This area seems to be a blank spot. That can't be good. You walk up to the cave's entrance, and look around. To your north (ahead of you) you can see a Large Cactus. In fact, it's so large you can't see what's behind it.
To your West is a river, and to your East is a mountainious wall. To your south is the cave's opening. Now that you look closer at it, you can see that it has several dark tunnels. You can hear faint whispers from the Eastern tunnel, but the Southern and South-West ones are quiet.

Bubbleme wrote:<Find your way to the raid with the map.

You have absolutely no idea how to do that.

< Walk towards the sound of the whisper

Bubbleme wrote:< Walk towards the sound of the whisper

Ignoring your mind, and it's complaints about how suicidal this is, you enter the dark cave.

You're standing in what you think is an alcove. It's too dark to see anything down here. You need some light.
You can hear the whispers from what you think is your east. You can't make anything out on your compass.