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Mewtwo hesitated for a moment before he facepawed. "This is hopeless! We need a human to read it for us."
"And the chances of That are slim." Daray said with a little sigh.

(( *trying to make her trainer useful* ^-^' Also, I'll be back in a little bit. ))

"I think this might be an "Ooh"..."

((Saturo, try making a Knowledge Check! xD))

-If fully understood, the notes would go into great detail about the procedure, listing several human-procured medicines, multiple measurements of herbs and berries, and most noticeably, blood of a Dusk. It also lists in detail the procedure of making it, requiring plenty of boiling, distilling, and purifying.-

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Speck meanwhile was resting. If Darkrai needed help in their Nightmares, at least she'd be somewhat ready to go.

"I think this is a picture of a bunny..."

"Can someone Please get him to stop? This is not working." Mewtwo felt his eye twitching.

Speck was snickering from where she was. Dialga sighed, shaking his head. Solara grinned. "Okay. So we should go with Metwo's idea. Find a human. AND NO KIDNAPPING, DARKRAI." Dialga growled.

Darkrai groaned. "Why won't you people let me kidnap!?"

Dialga replied, "Because if we want the human, to, you know, be more willing to help us, it'd be a good idea to have them willingly. In other circumstances, sure. But in this case, I don't think kidnapping would be the way to go."

"But if I kidnap a human, I can just torture him to do whatever we want afterwards! have you heard some of my jokes? "A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew the doctor's habit and would always have a drink waiting. But one day the bartender ran out of hazelnut extract, so he substituted hickory nuts. When the doctor arrived, he took a sip and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!". "No, I'm sorry," the bartender replied. "It's a hickory daiquiri, doc."", he said, and burst out laughing.

Speck was cackling, and Dialga groaned. "Oh, Arceus help us."

Mewtwo shuddered. "Does he have an off switch? Or a Muted mode?" Those jokes were just...gaaah.

"Did you hear the watermelon joke? It's pitful."

"Maybe I can just trap him in a bubble or something.." Mewtwo was starting to think seriously about it now.
"So, finding a human then? Without kidnapping..shouldn't be That hard..right?" Daray blinked.

"Mewtwo, did you hear this one!? "A termite walked into a bar and asked, "Is the bartender here?""

Dialga nodded, "We can always see find Terra, but that's assuming she hasn't been caught by the Dusk. Even still, I'm sure any human would be glad to be under our protection, with the Dusk. Assuming they can survive Darkrai's jokes."

Speck hovered excitedly, "I have a joke! Say knock knock!" Solara warily complied, doing what Speck said. Speck chirped, "Who's there?" Solara was stuck fumbling for an answer, caught up, as Speck grinned wickedly.

Mewtwo closed his eyes as he took a deep breath. "I'll just ignore him." He muttered as he tried to focus himself enough to find a human somewhere nearby.
Daray blinked. "Am I the only ghost that doesn't like jokes or something?"

Speck replied, "A joke a day keeps the Voices away!"

Victini looked at the cure "Will it work? I mean if it does mind if I try some of it after all i'm still cursed these voices are tiring me.."

"I just like inflicting people with Nightmares. In this case, Nightmarishly bad jokes."

Dialga looked at the notes, "That's just a vaccine. Won't do anything for the Infected. As for their method...It's seemed to work, but it's risky. Speck's already gotten Infected by it, but it turns out her Voices just don't have a sense of humor. Or, have good taste in jokes..."