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Not granted! I dont want to die

I wish I was a unattack-able boss, so no one could take my gear!

Granted, but I become a GM, kill your wish, and then kill you in turn.

I wish I was less corrupted. Dangit Saturo, even fighting against you your influence still gets to me. That's what I get for spending so much time here. >.<

Granted, but you still slowly get more corrupt.

I wish i never made that wish about ICC10 so you guys wouldnt be trying to steal my gear!

Granted, but a time paradox occurs, and the bronze dragons, angry, smite you and decide to join my side. Take that! I now have the bronze! Nyah nyah nyah!

...I wish I could teleport.

Granted, but you can only teleport 5 feet in any direction.

I wish i hadnt caused a time paradox.

Granted, instead you create a black hole.

I wish that stupid underwater mount quest was fixed....

Granted, but now your charater is bugged.

I wish i knew how to sign up for Beta back when you could.

Granted, but you never get picked for Beta. Ever.

I wish it wasn't so cold in my room. I'm shivering.

Granted, but now its to hot.

I wish enchanting was easier to level.

Granted, but all the good enchants are now in Jewelcrafting.

I wish I had RL rocketboots. That would be awesome.

Granted, but they blow up on you. (Good thing my pally is also a JCer )

I wish Azu didnt turn on Saturo, it feels wierd to be fighting aginst her, not with her.

Granted. However Azunara exp-HEY, WAIT A SECOND! NO! BAD WISH!

I wish for hot chocolate.

Done. There's a hamster in the cup, though.

I wish someone had told me earlier that Paladins were fun.

Granted. Palladia started spamming you five years ago, and still hasn't stopped.

I wish Palladia wsn't such a creep, as to spam poor innocent Fworbin.

Granted. He spams you instead. That's not creepy?

I wish I wasn't so sleepy.

He already spams me...

Granted, you nolonger need sleep,like me. You also turn evil.

I wish for some ice cream.

Very well. It's Flagpole flavor, however.

I wish I had more garlic..Ran out for my pasta.

Granted. But did I mention you're also a vampire?

I wish I wasn't evil like Saturo. Slightly evil is okay, though.

Done. However, with your change of outlook, you admire her now.

I wish that case of vampirism wasn't conflicting with my previous case of undeath. Little odd.

Granted. You are now totally and utterly normal. You're completely boring, and the world rejects you. You explode.

I wish I kind figure out what I want to do. Play Beta or play regular WoW...