My Cookie!

[Nevar]

/use forcefield AND the force AND steal cookie

Cookie mine it is!

/run away

[Azunara]

...I make clones of myself. While you're occupied with clone 1-16, I steal the cookie in the confusion. MINE!

[Nevar]

I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU!!! Pikachu lightning bolts you while I pluck cookie from your fingers..My cookie /flee

[Azunara]

*wrenches post up, flings it at Nevar, and while she is stunned, grabs cookie and run.*

SYSTEM ERROR: This post does not exist. It was flung at people.

[Nevar]

Nevar falls off of the interwebz pulling Azunara and cookie with her, MY COOKIE!

[Azunara]

Noooooo!

*falls, flailing. While flailing, accidently knocks cookie out of Nevar's hand and snatches it.*

Mine!

[Fworbin]

I pull a dusty packet of red seeds with white spots out of my pocket and plant one in a pipe. I pull out a bright orange watering can. -trickletrickletrickle-
Once I get a collar on the pirahna plant, I have it zoom down and snatch the cookie from you, and bring it back.
Ish mine.

[Dragonpuff]

I tame the Pirahna plant, and it eats Fworbin.
I pet the Pirahna plant. It's our Cookie now, isn't it precious? /cooes

[Fworbin]

I realize pirahna plants don't have throats, and wait.
When it opens its' mouth again, I leap out and stab you with one of its' teeth. Then I take the cookie, eat a fire flower and roast the stupid thing.
Stupid double-crossing plant..Ah well. Cookie's mine. MINE MINE ALL MINE!

[Ryno]

CHAIN CHOMP STAMPEEEEDE!!

*in all the chaos that ensues, I snag cookie, and ride the stampede off into the sunset...*

[Fworbin]

Once the stampede's gone, I get up, brush myself off, and punch a nearby ? block, that just happens to contain a Yoshi egg. I hop on, and chase after the stampede, bouncing off their heads until I catch up to the lead chain chomp, a huge one with a mustache, with Ryno on his back. The yoshi eats Ryno, and I grab the cookie, then I bounce away!
...With a cookie.

[Ryno]

Yoshi becomes Ryno Yoshi!

Ryno Yoshi tongues the cookie!

Ryno Yoshi throws off Fworbin and flees!

[Fworbin]

Gahr! Nothing in Mario's reliable..Get over here, stop running into that pipe over and over!
I pull out my bomb bag, and throw a bomb in your mouth when you make yoshi-noises at me.
You spit out the cookie(Among other things), curl into a ball, and keep rolling into the pipes..
My(Now slightly digested) cookie!

[Dragonpuff]

I see that franchise switch u did thar!
I throw [Linken's Boomerang] right at your face. It comes back to me with the Cookie on it!
The Cookie is mine!

[Fworbin]

You wanna play like that, eh?
Longshot! -Chunk-click-click-click-click-etc-chunk-
Cookie is mine.

[Dragonpuff]

I play various tunes on the random Ocarina I found, lulling you to sleep!
I grab the Cookie and ride off, into the sunset! Epona likes my music too!

[Fworbin]

I dream that I glued a bomb to your horse with deku baba slime. I wake up, realize that's a good idea, and wish that I had.
Instead, I send Navi after you to get the cookie, and wait ten minutes. She carries it back, babbling incessantly, something about pudding.
'Tis my cookie, sir.

[Dragonpuff]

I wake up to find Epona gone, and mostly splattered with pudding. I give it a test lick.
Bleh! Tapioca! This will not stand!
I wip out a strange looking mask, put it on, and do a weird gremlin dance.
The Moon falls on your head.
The cookie bounces away from the impact zone, and I pick it up, grinning madly.
Nay, 'tis my cookie now.

[Fworbin]

Foul play! I will not stand for this!
While you're grinning, a portal opens above your head, and a bridge falls on you.
I materialize next to your arm, conveniently sticking out(Funny how it always does, eh?) and take the cookie, yelling "Owe you one!" towards the portal.
Ze koo-key eez myne onze moar.

[Saturo]

I use my spaceships teleporter to steal the cookie from your grip. It's not properly calibrated, however, and various small parts of your hand comes along. I eject those.

I flee to the Attack you with thread. Mine!