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/use forcefield AND the force AND steal cookie

Cookie mine it is!

/run away

...I make clones of myself. While you're occupied with clone 1-16, I steal the cookie in the confusion. MINE!

I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU!!! Pikachu lightning bolts you while I pluck cookie from your fingers..My cookie /flee

*wrenches post up, flings it at Nevar, and while she is stunned, grabs cookie and run.*

SYSTEM ERROR: This post does not exist. It was flung at people.

Nevar falls off of the interwebz pulling Azunara and cookie with her, MY COOKIE!

Noooooo!

*falls, flailing. While flailing, accidently knocks cookie out of Nevar's hand and snatches it.*

Mine!

I pull a dusty packet of red seeds with white spots out of my pocket and plant one in a pipe. I pull out a bright orange watering can. -trickletrickletrickle-
Once I get a collar on the pirahna plant, I have it zoom down and snatch the cookie from you, and bring it back.
Ish mine.

I tame the Pirahna plant, and it eats Fworbin.
I pet the Pirahna plant. It's our Cookie now, isn't it precious? /cooes

I realize pirahna plants don't have throats, and wait.
When it opens its' mouth again, I leap out and stab you with one of its' teeth. Then I take the cookie, eat a fire flower and roast the stupid thing.
Stupid double-crossing plant..Ah well. Cookie's mine. MINE MINE ALL MINE!

CHAIN CHOMP STAMPEEEEDE!!

*in all the chaos that ensues, I snag cookie, and ride the stampede off into the sunset...*

Once the stampede's gone, I get up, brush myself off, and punch a nearby ? block, that just happens to contain a Yoshi egg. I hop on, and chase after the stampede, bouncing off their heads until I catch up to the lead chain chomp, a huge one with a mustache, with Ryno on his back. The yoshi eats Ryno, and I grab the cookie, then I bounce away!
...With a cookie.

Yoshi becomes Ryno Yoshi!

Ryno Yoshi tongues the cookie!

Ryno Yoshi throws off Fworbin and flees!

Gahr! Nothing in Mario's reliable..Get over here, stop running into that pipe over and over!
I pull out my bomb bag, and throw a bomb in your mouth when you make yoshi-noises at me.
You spit out the cookie(Among other things), curl into a ball, and keep rolling into the pipes..
My(Now slightly digested) cookie!

I see that franchise switch u did thar!
I throw [Linken's Boomerang] right at your face. It comes back to me with the Cookie on it!
The Cookie is mine!

You wanna play like that, eh?
Longshot! -Chunk-click-click-click-click-etc-chunk-
Cookie is mine.

I play various tunes on the random Ocarina I found, lulling you to sleep!
I grab the Cookie and ride off, into the sunset! Epona likes my music too!

I dream that I glued a bomb to your horse with deku baba slime. I wake up, realize that's a good idea, and wish that I had.
Instead, I send Navi after you to get the cookie, and wait ten minutes. She carries it back, babbling incessantly, something about pudding.
'Tis my cookie, sir.

I wake up to find Epona gone, and mostly splattered with pudding. I give it a test lick.
Bleh! Tapioca! This will not stand!
I wip out a strange looking mask, put it on, and do a weird gremlin dance.
The Moon falls on your head.
The cookie bounces away from the impact zone, and I pick it up, grinning madly.
Nay, 'tis my cookie now.

Foul play! I will not stand for this!
While you're grinning, a portal opens above your head, and a bridge falls on you.
I materialize next to your arm, conveniently sticking out(Funny how it always does, eh?) and take the cookie, yelling "Owe you one!" towards the portal.
Ze koo-key eez myne onze moar.

I use my spaceships teleporter to steal the cookie from your grip. It's not properly calibrated, however, and various small parts of your hand comes along. I eject those.

I flee to the Attack you with thread. Mine!