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Granted, you decided to play Beta. But you're not having very much fun.

I wish there was an easier way to get 5 more mounts then farming champ seals and farming heroic dungeons/bc raids that drops mounts/old world raids that drop mounts!

Granted. You magically get the mounts...But you can't learn them for some strange reason.

I wish for a taco?

Granted. Ryno made it.

I wish for a Spotify premium account.

Granted...but...it gets hacked and deleted?

I wish Ryno didn't make my taco.

Granted, but now Saturo did.

I wish i could learn thouse 5 mounts and finaly get my Dragonhawk mount!

Granted...But a your mount is being sent in the mail, someone confused your name with mine. Somehow....I'm the one with a dragonhawk mount! Sweet! I shall call it Fred.

I wish I really did have a dragonhawk named Fred.

Granted but it doesn't work and you can't ride it.

I wish I had joined this forum earlier....

Granted. Now I'm the new person, and you're the troll.

I wish someone would send me a gift.

Granted. But because you posted first, eliminating my awesome corruption in another reality....

It explodes. In your face.

I wish for...THE END OF THE WORLD!

Granted. Everyone dies. Including you.

I wish the bird I saved today didn't have an injured wing and could be HAPPY!

Granted. However, it flies away and lives happily ever after without seeing you again.
( <3 )

I wish I had some good movies to watch right now.

Granted, But the movie you get out the case isn't the one it was meant to be.

I wish Scoo my pet chicken didn't want to fight every other bird she sees

Grants, but now she trys to fight every human she sees, except for you.

I wish the blue/red dragonhawk mount was 310%.

Granted but it's only 310% as a land mount.

I wish for a vacation and more gaming time.

Very well, but you can't get Internet while you're on vacation.

I wish my main computer hadn't gone Pow, forcing me to use a dinky laptop until it gets fixed..