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You hear an ominous rumble in the distance. Whatever could it be? Something appears on the horizon... Wait, a BUNCH of somethings appear! And they are getting closer! It's... It's a pack of giant stampeding mice! And I am riding on the leaders back! I still have that big mousetrap stuck to my back, so I can't move much, but that's what my friends are for!
The pack tramples Fworbin and Azunara, and the cookie conveniently lands on an unoccupied-by-parts-of-me sticky spot on the trap. Success!

Ack! I get up and realize one of them bit my arm off. Ouch... I get a scything talon replacement. I go get a swimming pool and fill it milk, then wait......................MEOW? While the giant cat's lapping up milk, I rig up a harness and saddle on its' back. "Ya!" MROW!
I chase you down, and the mice flee in terror into a nearby canyon, and you fall off. HISSSS!! I get off the cat, and find you stuck to the wall of the canyon. I yank the cookie off the trap, get some glue on a rock, and stick it on your forehead. MRROOOOW!!!
My cookie! I also run away, since the cat's getting playful, and the mice are darting about in terror.

Life hands me lemons.

I squirt lemon juice in your eyes.

MAH KOOKIE.

"Look! A distraction!"
as you look, I kick you and run away... but being lazy I forgot to get the cookie... your cookie

I shoot Rottingham, but when I loot him I realize that he's cookieless. OMG I SHOT AN INNOCENT MAN!

Meh.

I watch as Saturo shoots Rot and in the distraction go grab the cookie from Azu and ride away on Alexstraza - HAH! My cookie, I then have Alexstraza eat the cookie, still my cookie im riding her. =p

Deathwing eats Alexstrasza and you in the process. (Deatheing is bloody huge, bigger than Alexstrasza I would imagine. I mean come on. HE RIPS THE WORLD INTO PIECES.) Meanwhile, who's that perched on Deathwing's head?

Yeah. Me. (I'm on your dragonz, stealing your kookiez.)

I use the ultra secret strategies for whatever raid we kill the black dragonaspect in, and with a badass raid composed of me and 24 pirates, execute the kill.

Saturo has gained achievement [World First: Dragoncrusher].
I also take the cookie. Mine!

I build a giant wooden badger. Upon opening it, I spring out at you and steal the cookie. My cookie!

Sitting on the corpse of Deathwing, I plot revenge. My cookie was stolen and people got shiny achievements from it! This shall not stand!

I send a huge python after you. He happily eats you and I take the cookie from your writhing body that's being constricted. I laugh evil and walk away.

Azunara has earned the achievement: [Cookie Thief!]!
Azunara has earned the achievemnt: [Python Predator]!

I fly on a HUGE roc down to Azu and have the roc eat her python, I then pluck the cookie away and fly off into the sunset MY cookie!

Not so fast!

I fire a tranq gun at your bird. It falls down, down, down, and you're smushed under a sleeping pile of feathers. I take the cookie and wielding my tranquilizer gun, walk away slowly.

"Nobody move or I'll shoot!"

While you attempt to shoot people, I just casually take the cookie and walk away.

*rapid fire, dangit!*

Wait a second....

Where is my cookie?

*Beast Within, sends full stables in to attack. (Iorek, Artemis, Echo, and Moonlight and Apollo, my future Skoll!) You are being chewed up and clawed.

My cookie!

*proclaims he has lost the game and as everyone is depressed and sad after knowing they lost he proceeds to take the cookie across the border to stranglethron*
haha MINE!!!

Gah! I was winning! That's it. I charge through Stranglethorn, slashing things, find you, take the cookie, and eat you.
MY COOKIE! Also, crunchy thing. Mmmm.

GAH! I was doing great till you had to...

I hate you so much, Zangor. ;_;

Anyway, it's time for some COOKIE. I send Cookie Monster after you! The smell of cookie is on you, he thinks you are the Cookie to beat all cookies, the ALPHA-COOKIE. (A really big cookie.) So while he eats you, I quietly steal the smaller cookie and run. Eehehehehe!


How many cookies do you all have? Let me count...

None. Cause's it's MY COOKIE!

I whisper something about cake in his ears.
You die. Cookie is sent flying in my direction. I grab it. Mine!

I sneak up behind you and whisper "Taste the rainbow..." you shutter, adn looking down you realize that your cookie was replaced with skittles. MY COOKIE!

When I notice that the cookie has been stolen, I berserker enrage, like a raid boss.
I dress up as Illidan, and, yelling about preparation, kill you. I pick up the cookie. Oh, cute little cookie, every time you've been stolen from me have merely been setbacks.