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...Maybe we should have practice fights....If we're all on the same team it goes nowhere. No one can stand up to the team of Azunara, Saturo, and Elfdragon, after all.

Great idea!
*Stabs Ëlfdragon in the back with Frostmourne*

*cat form*
*stealth*
*POUNCESTUN!*
*shredshredmanglerakeshred.*
*maim*
*shredshred.*
*...steals Frostmourne from your stunned, shredded and mangled body.*

Wait, was I supposed to keep my claws sheathed?

*Reincarnation*
*Lay on hands*
*SUPERNINJAROGUESTYLESTUNLOCK!*

*BERSERKMANGLESPAM!*

*DIVINESHIELDHEARTHSTONE*

*places flares all around self, as well as dragon that see stealth, and for good measure, have a healer dragon place a constant bubble around me.*

I have Frostmourne and I'm invincible. *twitches, then cackles madly.*

*AIRTACKLESHADOWBOLT*
*PICKPOCKET*
*EQUIP FROSTMOURNE*
*DIVINESHIELDASTRALRECALL*
*AIRTACKLEFROSTMOURNESTAB*

*Entangling Roots, Regrowth, Bird Form, fly higher up, bear form, CHARGE!*

*Insignia of the Scourge*
*Charge*
*Cue epic swordfight*

*doesn't have a sword, so instead uses claws. I love mangle!*


Edit: And redundancy!

*Cue atomic blast*

*HEARTHSTONE GO GO GO!*

Spaceship teleport ftw!

*hides somewhere to rest, preferably wait out hearth CD.*

*Throws a cow at you*
What, im bored!
*goes to UNdercity and kills the Dark Lady* I now rule over this place. But im still bored!

YOU KILLED SYLVANAS!
ARMY! Mobilize! We have a target!

Huh? What? *My secret drakes go back in time and stop me from killnig her* What? No i didnt...See, shes alive and jut fine!...DONT KILL ME! *teleports back to outlands with all my drakes and hides*

Hmm... Fair enough.

STOP THE MOBILIZATION!

*Her blues and Stormwind guards, currently very confused, shrug and go take a coffee break. Eventually we reemerge, and launch a sneak attack on...We'll say Garrosh. No one likes him.*