WoW Petopia Community

/sends ransom note to Azu

"if u WuN 2 C uR preC1oUz MoOoNgLAD3 aga1N U wiL SubBmiT"

BRING. IT. ON!

Your dragons are no match against Galakrond and me!
/aim plasmacannon

Galakrong takes a strong jawlock around Alexstrasza's neck.

/Call stabled pet

Alexstrasza goes in, Good old Frostwyrm Maly comes out, attacking from behind and happily starts to work ripping up whatever he can of Galakrond's wings. All of the reds, still about, immediately focus-fire Galakrond.

*read random note. *

"Huh?"

*the note to Azu is signed with a goblin seal, of a bomb with a lit fuse*

*misreads, thinking it was actually a bomb and throws it away. Watches it not explode...*

Oh. Well. Besides. I never liked Moonglade either. Too empty....

You try to bite a skeletal dragons wings, Frostwyrm Maly? Hah!
Using my awesome neceomantical powers, I somehow stun Frostwyrm Maly.
I once again aim my plasma cannon at you, and slowly press the trigger.

"Pew!"

Saturo wrote:slowly press the trigger.

/cue slow motion scene!

Ooooooh....frak. THIS is going to hurt in the morning...

*gets hit by plasma beams, and careens to the earth. (Bird form! You haz failed me!) With a nice, satisfying THUD! I hit the earth, limp upright, and with hearth on cooldown and Moonglade not safe...cheetah and haphazardly runs away, limping and occasionally falling on my face!*

"Well then. This stinks."

I decide to let you go, simply because I need a worthy enemy when I test my new weapon.

(You know, they never buried Arthas' body...)

Probably relevant to this situation, but for the life of me can't figure it out...So...I'm just going to go that away and go hide and heal. Go go Rejuv go!

*jumps out of nowhere, tackles Azunara excitedly, and tapes at least six of Saturo's Blessed Saronite Grenades to her back in those annoying places where you can't quite reach no matter how hard you try*



~VelkynKarma

*loud screaming, then grins wickedly at Velkyn.*

"Disarm them or I will hug you to death till those blow. If I'm going down, you're coming with. Well?"

*meanwhile, rolls around on the floor, trying to dislodge the explosives. *

YOUR SILLY HUG THREATS SCARE ME NOT.

/VANISH

~VelkynKarma

Oh frak!

*gets one of those handy back scratchers that gets all the hard to reach spots, peels off the explosives, screeching all the while, and then runs haphazardly away!*

You are ambushed by a semi-skeletal Arthas.

"Well look what stumbled in..."
"Think you could flee The Truth, did you?"
"No longer, tough... Hehe..."

*insert as random Azunara saving plot device*
ARTHAS! *tackleglomps the evil skeletal thing away*

....did I just save the one who dares to withstand the might of P.Dawg!?
...Everyone who has Skoll is going to be saved once! MUAHAH

Sonata has grabbed aggro!
Arthas uses Charge! It's super-effective!

Saturo wrote:(You know, they never buried Arthas' body...)

I can't help but imagine the epic scene unfolding after the LK fight, then you see Arthas slowly being dragged off by Saturo, with little gnome grunting noises as she goes...

*watching the scene unfolding, makes a call into the walkie talkie. The entire zone of Moonglade is lifted up by rockets that were installed underneath! Ryno prepares to use it as a missle...*

*blinks. *

Noooo! The guilt! It buuuuurns! And Moonglade...as a missile? Well then. *throws a smoke bomb, and next thirty seconds consists of yelping, skeletal groaning, splintering, shapeshifting poofs, and namecalling. When the smoke clears, I've ran for it, Skelly-Arthas is stuck in a whirlwind, and Sonata is safely dragged out the way and line of fire of Skelly-Arthas.*

Sheesh.

Galakrond swoops down, picks Arthas up and drops him at you. I yell into a walkie;
"Bombs away!"