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I rez, figure I'd give up, and get on my turbostrider to run away from the chaos...
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Suddenly, Arthas falls from the sky, landing on you and snapping you neck! I ride by with my turbostrider and snatch the cookie!

You hear odds sounds. What's wrong with your turbostrider? As you ride by, you see me, leaning against a tree with a wicked grin on my face. I hold up a screwdriver.

"Oh shi-" You say, before your strider explodes. I go through the wreckage and walk away with the cookie, hands in my pocket, whistling.

My cookie! (And screwdriver!)

I swoop down from the sky in a futuristic air/space fighter. As you hear the distant humming of antgravity engines, you dive for cower, but to no avail, as the fighters cannons quickly shred trough your hiding spot. I shoot you, and then use a speargun to fetch the cookie. Mine!

But something gets in the way of your spear! You hit a Blue Protodrake instead, and are now locked in battle with it! Make sure to pry its mouth open wide enough to get in that lethal hit! ;D (Grind that Sons of Hodir rep, GRIND IT!)
Dismissing the mortal combat taking place in the sky, I casually pick up the Cookie and walk away.

I play Hannah Montana for you until your ears bleed. I take the cookie and run with it, grinning evilly.

I destroy the radio producing hannah montana music! and then send a tribe of troll after Hannah Montana herself!
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(Oh, I should do something about the cookie, right?)
I then shout "ABRA CADABRA!" and the cookie appears in my hand! my cookie!

Bring it!

I inform the world that the new Lich King is Rottingham and that he drops epic loot. Everyone, frothing mad, rushes after you, brandishing sword and staff, shadowbolt and moonfire, kill shot and shadow word:pain. Meanwhile, in all this chaos, I need roll the cookie.

Azunara rolls a 100 on [Cookie]. (1-100)
You receive loot: [Cookie].
You have earned the achievement: [Needy!]
You have earned the achievement: [At least I have chicken, er...cookie!].

In the fray, i get demolished... but my perky pug comes out and sits in front of you. He butt scoots and sniffs it. you laugh yourself to death. Meanwhile, while you're at the graveyard, I have already rezzed, pat my perky pug, and take the cookie!

My KungFu Panda monk battles your pug as I trip you and take the cookie running away as fast as I c an

My Murkimus stabs you in the foot with his spear! As you howl in pain, I snatch up both the cookie and the murloc, and run! Murkimus waves his spear at you over my shoulder in a threatening manner.

I wear a dress, and run over to the Mage trainer, even managing to trick him into training me.
Saturo casts Pyroball.
Saturo's Pyroball hits Zangor for 24529 Fire Damage. (3712 overkill)
Zangor dies.
Saturo loots [Cookie].

Suddenly a new patch is released and I have been named a new raid boss and Saturo is teleported by a portal spell failure (that is a fault of a glitchy patch) into my dungeon...clearly the encounter is a wipe.

[Cookie] has been added to my Loot Table.

I use my epic engineerig skills to build a Shredder.
Saturo has gained the mount Shredder.
Saturo's Shredder saws Sonata into two. Saturo has gained the achievement [Kilper of the Void].
Roll for Cookie.
Saturo rolls 1 (1-100)
Saturo wins Cookie.
Saturo has received loot: Cookie.

Sonata selects master loot!
Suddenly the cookie disappears from Saturos bags.
Why because I ninja'd it!
It's MINE I tells ya!

I chase you through a jungle, you trip and I'm just about to stab you 67 times with a fork and grab the cookie, but then suddenly I hear laughter. The troll who chased Hannah Montana earlier had tied her to a pole and is laughing at her. I go and do the same! you can have the cookie! I'm going to enjoy this! >:)

Take the cookie, and hops through a Stargate (Go go SG-1!) and makes my way to another planet. Luckily, it's a foresty, uninhabited one. I have enough resources to last me a long time. I deactivate the stargate, and the code that took me to the planet is by now long gone. Have fun figuring it out!

My cookie!

I check the last dialed addresses in the DHD, and use my spaceships hyperdrive to trvael to each one. I use the ships rings to transport to an abandoned Goa'uld base. I take a staff weapon from a dead Jaffa, and shoot you. My cookie!

(I warned ye' I'm a geek in my sig, didn't I?)

Everytime I go to the SW PvP place, I hug Karter. Anyway. Cookies, right.

Ha! Using the Coffin thingy from SG-1 that currently eludes me, (to be fair, haven't watched it in forever.) I come back to life. Using Ancient technology, I blow you up! Bwahahahah!

/take cookie.

I crash an Asgard mothership into you. My cookie, which I conveniently beamed out of your hand moments before you got smashed.