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Okay, but bring back the corpse. I want a new ghoul.

*comes back a bit later with a corpse of Garrosh. Swords, icicles are sticking out of it, it is riddled with arcane burns, and its arm fell off....But it seems in decent shape.*

Here. We tried not to mangle it too much.

Hmm... Mangle it a bit more, and then come back with it.

*cackles.*

We can do mangling. *cat form, mangle spam the unfortunate corpse.*

Better?

Woot, Garrosh is dead! That means he cant lead the Horde come Cata! *teleports back to Darkshore, sence Azeroth seems to be safe for me again* Hmm, who should i go kill...

(ANd to stay on topic: I attack someone with something somewhere!)

*Raises undead Garrosh*
*Sends undead Garrosh into Darnassus alone*

*watches with amusement.*

*Fetches the pieces of undead Garrosh from Darnassus trash chute*
*Raises them to unlife again*
*Sends undead Garrosh in alone again*

*sits back and watches, laughing the whole time*

See? Necromancy is great!
*Repeats Garrosh' torture*

You two interested in some lessons?

...Only if I'm not the one being brought back repeatedly...

Of course not!
*Points at Garrosh*

Can't hurt to ask, after all. Once bitten, twice shy?

I don't torture my pupils. At least not as much anymore.

I SEE THAT TINY TEXT!

*peers at it.*

*gets giant catapult*
*launches enraged devilsaur and crocoslime*
*regrets seeing the aftermath*

You have made a huge mistake, my friend. None last long against the wrath of an epic druid. None.

*cat form*
*prowl*
*manglespam*

*my dragons shoot fire balls at Rawr*
*i switch to human form adn summons my Krush, and starts shooting at Rawr*

*I give my blues and SW guard the command to wait. Elf and I can likely take this. Instead, the blues kind of watch Saturo carefully. Old habits die hard, and gnomes aren't exactly the most trustworthy things.*

*flare*
*casts Intimidation*
*while cat is stunned, smacks them in the nose and says "no, bad kitty"*
*has devilsaur eat kitty in 2 bites*