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Curse you!

I send fluffy unicorns at you. Either your eyes bleed from the cuteness, or you melt from the cuteness. Take your pick. I take the cookie from you while you're struggling with the unicorns.

My cookie, wham!

I explode out of the Cookie Monster's chest, in a not-at-all-plagiarized manner. I get some rope, figure out how to do a lasso, and get you by the neck. I take the cookie, then tie you to a cow.
My cookie.

After much thought, I have a solution.

THE COOKIE IS A LIE, SUCKERS!

I take my Portal gun, open an orange portal behind you and a blue one underneath me. I fall through the blue one, end up behind you, taser you, take the cookie, make a new portal, hop through, make a few more portals, till eventually I'm gun.

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS!
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cookie is mine now.

I get up off the ground, and wait. A few minutes later, the Laws of Physics look sharply in your direction, demand to know what the hell you think you're doing, and you explode. I loot your remains, and get [Cookie].

I switch to my DK alt, kill you, raise you as a ghoul, and do ghoul explode. I attempt to loot the cookie off of you, but you are a friendly corpse due to being my ghoul, so I cannot loot you. I instead scrub the floors and only the cookire remains. I snag thecookie, send it throuhg mail to my hunter. I switch back to my hunter and an hour later recieve my cookie in the mail. My Cookie!

So I'm a bucket of slimy water? That's new.. I tip the bucket over, and slide down a hill, which you conveniently happen to be standing on. I wait in a puddle. Eventually you make a lawn chair out of a couple giraffes, and go to sleep. I jump in your mouth, and ooze up into your brain. Eeeh, dirty in here..Anyway, possesion! Technically I'm Rottingham, but..
MY COOKIE!!

I feel a sudden dislike for Rottingham, so I rush up behind him and beat him down from the giraffe with my zomg l33t k4r473 skillz. The cookie somehow stays up here, so I grab it.

Mine!

Because of a rip in the universe of understanding Hannah Montana is ressed and attacks Saturo with for no real reason.
Anyway in the chaos I steal the cookie and run away like a madman.

I ooze out of Rottingham and into a nearby hyena.(Apparently we're in the Barrens now?)
I chase Sonata down and gnaw..Hmm..Eh, I'll guess..his leg off. I take the cookie, and tape his arms to his sides.(That's really hard when you don't have thumbs)
My cookie.

/stable current pet
/tame hyena

My pet, my cookie. >:D

I kick Fworbin/hyenea, shoot you, take cookie and..
I'M CHARGIN MAH LAZORS!!!!!!!!!!

I unplug the lazer from the socket on the wall, which for some reason makes it explode while you're near it. the cookie flies from the scene and I catch it!

I drag myself from the ground after being exploded by the Law of Physics. Still wielding my badly mashed portal gun, I make a few more portals, one where I am, one at a local bakery. I swipe some cake, and make yet another portal in front of Rottingham. You drop the cookie at the sight of cake, but I make a few more portals, one underneath Rottingham and one in the local rabid-dog-shelter.

Whahahah! I haz cake, cookie, and (unpredictable) portal gun!

I sit next to Dragonpuff, bored. Then, when she's not looking, I run up to Azunara while she's laughing, and bite her. She drops the cookie and cake. I eat the cake, and snag the cookie. I run back to Dragonpuff, wagging my stump of a tail.
My cookie!(Guess I'm on a team now?)

After some scenes of me stealthing awesomely, I prepare to grab the cookie. I spot a huge, winged demon up on a platform, and charge.

Illidan pwns my face.

I pet Fworbin the Hyena, and give her a Hyena treat (a Zhevra) for retrieving the Cookie!
(Team sounds good to me! XD ) Our Cookie!

I log onto my rogue and I am a master of the epic rogue art of faceroll keyboard-fu!
While you pet Fworbin (who gnawed off my leg and bit off my arm) I pickpocket the cookie and backstab Dragonpuff to the song of "Rogues do it from behind".
Dragonbuff dies and pet is dismissed because of the hunter missing.

Dragonpuff auto-rezzes after a bit, and sits there afk. I pop up, run over and grab Saturo(Who happens to be unconscious) by the foot, and beat you over the head(Waist?) with her. Once you're unconscious, I drop her, dig through your stuff for the cookie, and take it, along with one of your shoes. I run back to Dragon, put the cookie in a bag, and plop down to gnaw your shoe.
My(our) cookie! Also, nice shoe, what is this, Italian leather?

Jumps out of the Italian leather shoe, kicks Fworbin, and runs away with the cookie!

I wake up, and immediately start yelling:
"Starting raid for cookie! Need Mage! Non-Mage ok!"