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Appears as nightstalker from x-men, steals the cookie, and teleports back to the other side of the world.

/2 "LF Ranged dps with excellent melee skills, Lock Tank, and first aid heals for HToC (Heroic Trial of Cookies) 10man, pst for group!"

Bah, while you're all setting up cookie raid, I just go steal the cookie and come back with it, holding it up. I'm hailed as a national cookie hero. Kill me and you have angry mobs after you!

I am...invincible!

My cookie!

We attempt to raid the cookie... we wipe... but then, again, Arthas falls from the sky, snapping Azunara's neck. I come back up from feign death and snag the cookie!

Didn't he already fall from the sky? Anyway.

*HOLY SMITE!*

*takes cookie.*

I sah ruoy eikooc.

You attempt to whipe your ass...

well, I think you know what happens... I take the cookie...

While you're waving the cookie around and laughing, I walk over, eat it, and walk back. Then I cough it up.
My(our) cookie.

I suddenly go to a Engineer trainer and train to skill 450.
Get the plans to make a magnetic Cookie attractor that is built by using only a single copper bar and a magnet! I use the attractor to get the cookie(s) of the world to me.
Now it's my cookie(s)

I build a slightly stronger magnet. My cookie!

I eat both magnets and am covered in cookies.
My cookie armor.

Tuern both magnets off with the remotes for them, and then takes the cookies to the North Pole to share them with santa. our cookies!

But, before you can get too far, I return from being AFK! A Wyvern Sting to stop you in your tracks (can't have you getting out of range!), get a bit closer, then burn you down with my Leet Skillz! Finish with a Fworbin Kill Command, and we're done by tea time!
My (our) cookie! I hide the Cookie in a plate of crumpets that came with the tea.

....
Oh god, what happened to my shoes!? Those were Italian leather!

I take the slime in your sig, and throw it at you while yelling "Devour!".
You are devoured. I thriumphantly hold up the plate of crumpets and Cookie. Mine!

I summon my army of kittens and they loyally attack you, mauling you and chewing you to itty bitty bits. I take the cookie, and like the Pied Piper, lead the kittens to my secret lair, where we wait for any offenders! See? You're not the only people with a team!

Our cookie!

Suddenly, Santa drops a bomb on all of you. HE said I was a good little boy this year (Even though I have a beard...) and takes the cookie. Me and him poor milk and are about to enjoy our prize. Also, me and Santa are no longer in either the Horde or Alliance, for formed something different.
Horde, Alliance, meet "Jolly Boots of Doom!"

I ride in on my battle chicken thing, stab santa, and while you are wondering what happened, I take the cookie. My cookie



Am I doing it right?

...MY KITTEN ARMY!

You. Will. Pay.

DEATH TO SANTA! DEATH TO ROTTINGHAM!

*frenzied attack, steals cookie from poor innocent Zanidar who got caught in the crossfire.*

*Yes, Zanidar, you are doing it right *

"Jolly Boots of Doom!" Will not be defeated that easily! We also now has converted several gnomes, dwarves, forsaken, ghouls, two turtle doves, a partidge in a pear tree, Chuck Norris, Conan O'Brien, and a volcanic Platopus! We all invade adn raze every village we come to (Untill we find out that they are not hiding the cookie... them we feel bad and give hem spare cabbage ) until we come across you, Azunara. We defeat you wasily and snag the cookie! "Jolly Boots of Doom!" has the cookie!

*Rides in again, jumps off chicken, grabs the cookie and runs away while yelling "My cookie!*

As I lie there defeated, I think I see the light! Yes, P. Dawg is th-Nope. Just some random guy with a flashlight. Anyway, after being taken to the hospital, I find Rottingham in his sleep, murder him, take the cookie, and slink away, and mourn the fallen kittens. Then I find he lacks cookie.

*stalks Zanidar, whispering cryptic messages.*

"Your friends...will...betray you."
"Kill or be killed."
"You...will...die."
"You can trust...no one..."
"Your heart...will...explode."

You instantly give me cookie.

I have the cookie...

...But my kittens are dead. Why, cruel world?Why?