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After watching Karma's skytackle, I get an idea.
ALEXSTRASZA IS RAMMED FROM BELOW!

*Loud thud and noises that in dragon would essentially mean, "OW! That hurt! what the FRAK was that?*

I look down, and sigh. You don't give up, do you? Anyway, finally decide that it comes down to this. Can't run anymore, so...Let's do this. First, cue sappy music and speech.

"It's been a good, long run Alexstrasza. When I give you the sign, fly as fast you bleeding can, kay? Don't come back for me." Then, bird form, hop off, wave to Galakrond, and...

And with a "Are you sure you want to abandon your pet?" Alexstrasza is off and free. Meanwhile, kind of makes myself small and insignificant. Catching me in claws or jaws is impossible, I'm so small it's like catching fly. Hard to catch.

*watching the pretty colors as Moonglade and Dalaran collide*

Hmm...

*calls up a rogue gnome air force brigade to assist Saturo*

Damn, you're small...

*Shoots wildly with plasmacannon*

*cackles, avoiding most, though I get hit in the tail, spiral downwards for a while, right self, and keep dodging.* Can't catch me...cause...er...Come back later when I think of something catchy.

Ryno's army has arrived!
To battle, my brethren!

*Azunara is surrounded by Gyrocopters*

....

*offers cookies?*

HOW DID YOU KNOW THE KEY TACTIC TO THIS BOSSFIGHT!? HOW!?

Cause cookies are the answer?

Uhm...*leaves tray of cookies on a gyrocopter and sneaks away while aerial dogfight over cookies begins.*

Don't mind me...Nope, I'm fine...*whistles innocently.*

*Quietly ambushes Azunara, holding a knife against her throat, when suddenly a cookie flies by*
*Jumps after cookie*

*blinks.*

...

*RUNS!*

After having fallen for a very, very long time, I manage to catch on to one of the air force gnome brigade dudes and balance out. Then, I take control of whatever the vehicle is and steer towards Azu, since, having just eaten, I am not in the mood for cookies.

However I dunno how to fly this crazy contraption because it's gnomish, so I end up spinning end over end and crashing into Azunara while tangled up in the mechanics as well.

The upside is, she is probably now also tangled in the wreak and we are all plummeting towards the ground together. HOORAY FOR TOGETHERNESS.

~VelkynKarma

*crashing....crashing....crashing....Hey! Hearth is up!*

*hearthes to Ruins of Wyrmrest, unfortunately dragging Karma with me.*

Well, we're no longer crashing...but I'm still stuck with the enemy. *shifts forms to bear, breaks the metal with sudden change in mass and change, and frees self, before bird forming and flying away. TO THE NEXUS! MALY'S FORT WILL BE MINE!*

*leaps up and grabs hold of one of Azunara's birdform-feet*

NOOOOOOO! DON'T LEAVE ME HEEEEERE!

*hangs on for dear life*

~VelkynKarma

Why should I let you live! You're trying to convert me! In the name of your entity, your people killed my Frostwyrm! *shakes foot frantically to lose her passenger. Unfortunately, the weight is causing her to slooooowly sink to the ground.*

*clings all the harder until she all of a sudden touches down on the ground. Even so, still refuses to let go*

It's not that bad, just give it a shooooot! You're just making life difficult for yourself!

~VelkynKarma

*Slowly flies after on a Gyrocopter, and upon hearing of taking Maly's fortress, pushes the vehicle into overdrive mode.*

Stoooop! Geeeet off! I have a fortress to take! *crashes to the ground, and then flip to bear/cat/bird/cat/bear/tr-wait, feral/cat/bear/cheetah/bird! The frantic shifting is enough to dislodge you. I quickly take to the air and fly quickly to the Nexus!

*finishes paying a goblin for the placement of explosive charges set around the Nexus, the estimate being that it would be enough charges to send Stormwind into Outland*

*Gets a bad feeling about going to Nexus, and instead stops and hovers awkwardly over the entrance to Azjol-Nerub.*
*Watches Azunara continue flying*

/wicked smile.