WoW Petopia Community

Dear TLPD:

I know you enjoy coming out when I leave to go and have an actual life (blasphemy I know!) but vyragosa is getting sick of seeing me, and I am getting sick of seeing her. I am sure shed enjoy actually surviving instead of me killing her, then crying/spitting/tea bagging her corpse..

Id like to leave the cold please.. the lack of sun is turning me as pale as a ghost.. people are calling me a vampire, and the blue drakes are starting to look at me funny.. should stop hitting on them..

Please Anzu, come out and play! I have cookies!

Dear Blizzard,

Never release another rare spawn NPC with a mount attached to it somehow. Thanks.

Sincerely,

Unggoy (who is tired of being in Vashj'ir)

Dear Aeonaxx,
it's day 6 of my stay in deepholm, I'm tired from camping for hours...
please, spawn and relieve me from my suffering and spawn...
please...please

Dear Mr. Poseidus,
could you please stop spawning, while i'm raiding or while i'm asleep?
i brought snacks, toys and i'll definetly take you for a walk swim every day. and please, please, do not spawn again for stupid people, who try to sell you for even more money i've ever had :/

kisses,
isjaki

Dear Altarius, if you could please drop your Drake so I can stop soloing you and causing you pain over and over and over again...I know I paid decent coin for frost resist gear and potions but I have other things to do. Please? I'll promise to put you in the same stable as my Slabhide Stone Drake that took only 10 runs to get, I hear she likes poetry!

Thanks!

Dear Poseidus,

please, come back for me. I saw you once, knocked you down, and you dont leave me a mount.. thats a long time ago. Now you drop yourself as mount to players who are worth to own you, please, let me be one of those lucky and proud people.. I'll wait for you... so, if you there.. sometimes..please wait for me too!

Dear Poseidus,
Please spawn for me, and not for people with the intent of selling you only for greed. I know that I'm not camping you for myself, but that day will come soon after I give you to my girlfriend. You would make her very happy and me too, so please spawn for me.

Dear TLPD,

I have only a short time til my account expires for good in which to decide if I have reason to renew it.

Please be that reason.

Dear Blizzard,

Please put me out of my misery and give me a decent mount. I have looked for years and only found a Green Proto Drake, to my avail. Also. I asked one of your staff if they could make murlocs fall from the sky. Please make that happen, if giving me a mount isn't easy enough for your liking.

*Rubs lucky phone*

Yours sincerily (unless you don't give me a mount!)
Tsamithingy<3

WOOHOO! Thank you magical thread, just got my grey camel today!!! My guildmates will be thrilled that they're now allowed back in Uldum without me nipping at their heels.

And now, dear Poseidus,

I promise you kelp cookies and a secure, watery spot in my stables, so please make an appearance next Friday night at the southern point in the Shimmering Expanse.

Dear Poseidus

We have missed all of our dates since my last letter to you. If it was my fault I do apologise, I still would very much like to meet you. Saturdays in Shimmering Expanse? I'll be waiting for as long as I can.
By the way, my birthday is coming up in two weeks. Meeting you would make the best present. Please? *flutters eyelashes* Assuming that works on seahorses.

Sincerely yours,
Varethyn

Dear Aoenaxx, i remember the last time we met, i saw you flying away with some other guy, i promise you that i will give you a much better home, i'll be waiting for you at the entrance of stonecore, like last time, please dont let me fly on that red drake anymore

Poseidus,
I believed you were a myth of the deep, and yet I still searched and searched for you with nothing seen for weeks. Then I saw the summoning reins sitting in the auction house for blood money.
Please show yourself to me, I promise I'll keep you out of the market and in the deeps you love to swim in.
~ Astra

Dear Altarius....I like you, I really do, but after 82 times we've fought you've lost....all I ask is for you mount is that too much to ask for? If you give it up, I will go away and speak of your valor to the masses!

Thank you!

Thank you, Anzu, for dropping your reins. It was a much-needed perk to a stressful day! As for Slabhide...

*dons sunglasses* Let's dance.

Damn you Altarius....100 times and you still thumb your nose at me!

Anzu, it as been some 130+ visits i have paid you and it has been 130+ times now that i have walked off empty handed. can you pls come home with me? =( i have a nice stable, open fields and big trees and many friendly pets waiting to meet you.

hoping to see you soon
_Sylvia

Dear Poseidus, i barely dare to ask since i'm not worthy of u'r mighty presence but i would like to let you know that we can be friends..if you want to, you should know i'm no slavedriver and i won't sell you on the market. i hope to see you later, Bluddy

Dear tlpd. Please i have been looking for you for so long. Please be there when i get there as i am headed to SP at this moment, or show up soon. I would love to have you You would love being at home with me. Maybe even as a welcome back to wow gift hehe. Hope to see you TLPD,

Much love, Sili