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Ouch. I make fried chicken out of it, and throw the hot grease at you. While your're sizzling, I walk up, take the cookie, and walk off.
Hye zaid eet hwas mye koo-key.

I blow a horn and my tauren friend rides his kodo in and smashes you. I take the cookie and hearth. My cookie.

Once you get there a rogue stabs you and loots the cookie. He mails it to me, since I hired him.
My cookie, wack.

My faithful hyena Fenrir intercepts the cookie just as you are about to grab it, then runs back to me. I port out and go somewhere that no one can find me. My cookie.

You look at your hand and realize that you're holding a beetle, not a cookie. Hyenas are not the brightest.
'Tis my cookie, sir.

Hijacks a gnome's flying machine, flies by you, shoots you in the face, and grabs the cookie. My cookie now.

HA! I KNOW OF YOUR OGRE ARMY FRUIT VENDOR! AND IT SHALL ATTACK ZANIDAR'S FLYING SHIP AND STEAL ME THE COOKIE!

MY COOKIE!

Says Cro Threadstrong...

I wasn't on the flying ship. My cat Echeyakee grabs the cookie and comes back to me. My cookie

I blow a certain horn, and get Echeyakee's attention. Before he returns to you, he feels the need to wander around some bones in the Barrens. When he gets there, I snipe him with Tranquilizing Shot that actually tranquilizes, and while he is asleep, I steal the cookie from him.
My Cookie!

Yeah, I totally reformed from being ooze. I'm that badass.

I'm still ooze...

I jump you, and you start melting, adding to my own form. Haha!

I drop sacks of salt on you, and you dry up. I take the cookie, since you're harmless powder now.
Ish mine.

It starts raining. I'm rehydrated! Yay me!
I latch onto your head, melting it while absorbing it's... Matter... I truly do eat faces...

Anywho, now that I'm in the position that your head used to be in, I control your body. I lift your arm, and gaze in awe upon the cookie. Mine/Yours.

I trigger some goblin explosives that I put inside the ooze, and when the explosion is gone the ooze is no more. I take the cookie. My cookie.

Let's see....

You walk along and notice a lollipop on the ground, so you of course ,against better judgment, eat it. It gets caught in your throat and you die. Dragging myself free, I take the cookie.

Whoo-hoo! Even lollipop preserved people can take cookies!

I managed to separate myself from the Saturo ooze before it was blowed up. I was ooze before too, so I know how to keep myself together! As I am in the process of reforming, I look like a normal Belf, but bright shiney green, still made of ooze! I use my previous experiance as a zombie and shuffle towards Azunara, groaning.
Azunara runs screaming, something about a Boogey-Monster, and I take the Cookie!
I eats it, and it becomes suspended in my body again.

I use the force to take the cookie out of the ooze and put it into my hand. My cookie

I fly in on a kite! Snag the cookie and drift away on a strong breeze!

My cookieeee...

Suddenly you're stuck by lightning, ala Benjamin Franklin. The cookie flies out of your hand and lands on my neckstump.
Even in death, it's still my cookie.

I inch towards the cookie and corpse. I poke the headless body.

Nothing.

I do it again, just to be sure, and get the same result. Giggling like a maniac, I take the cookie and flee!

Cookie eez mine.

I pop out of the headless corpse and tackle
then the unthinkable happens...
I BROKE THE COOKIE!!!
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oh no, wait, just your ribcage. my bad, cookie's intact! My cookie!