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AUGH! *Thankfully, this shatters the ice. I cat form, sprint, leap down the staircase, and dart out of the tower, and....bird form! Fly away!*

/cast Death Grip
/cast Shadowdance
/cast Sap

You seem to have forgotten that I'm THE BEST MULTICLASSER IN THIS CULT! MWAHAHAHAH!

Ow! That was my head! Ow *pauses, stunned, then tries to focus.* Nooo! You horrible, horrible people! My druid/hunter skills can't save me! Why? Why!

Not to mention since I was dismembering you under Saturo's excellent multi-classing tutelage, you're probably missing a vital limb or two necessary for running.

/hack!

~VelkynKarma

*After watching the hacking for a while I hand over the needle and thread.*
Now stitch it up!

Okay! Got it!

/Attempts to, but apparently needs to take more anatomy classes or somethin', cause what it ends up being is...not even remotely humanoid. Feet stitched to head, arms attached where the legs should be, fingers all along the spine....etc etc*

Uh...oops...

~VelkynKarma

...

...

Do. Not. Want. *tries to cat form to escape, and instead ends up with not much in the way of shapeshifting and horrible squelching sounds.*

Fix me now. *growls, or tries to. Where's my mouth?*

If you believe in PDawg you can be fixed!

~VelkynKarma

Ehh... Well... Uhh... I guess it doesn't really matter, so long as you can get it to unlive again. But before that, you need to kill it. Karassie, remember. Absorb the previous necromantic magic into your runeblade.

Right! Got it!

/attempts this and once again makes a pretty terrible mess. In the end, manages to absorb only a trickle of necromantic magic. Stares at the pitiful results.

I...think I'm better at the dismembering part...

~VelkynKarma

*low, pitiful whine.*

Okay, okay. You win! I give up! Just make it stop! I'll do what you want, pay what you want, say what you want. Just put me back to normal!

:O

Do I get passing marks, Teacher? For forcing the infidel to finally submit?

~VelkynKarma

Yes.
*Gives Velkyn a diploma*
*Uncorks bottle of champagne*

*coughs*

...

Right. You've won. Now...a little help, please? I really don't approve of being a...*tries to find a word to describe her state, and fails.*

Hah, for me to help reassemble you? Actually...

RYNO! We're rescheduling! Your first lesson is now!

NOOOOOO!

*screeches of horror and agony*

Azunara wrote:NOOOOOO!

*screeches of horror and agony*

Shut up. You're a believer now. The High Priest will without a doubt be a great necromancer. You have to believe.

Mwhaha.

Saturo wrote:Yes.
*Gives Velkyn a diploma*
*Uncorks bottle of champagne*

SWEET!

/plays with the cork

~VelkynKarma

VelkynKarma wrote:

Saturo wrote:Yes.
*Gives Velkyn a diploma*
*Uncorks bottle of champagne*

SWEET!

/plays with the cork

~VelkynKarma

You not gonna' take the champagne? Damn.
I'm not supposed to drink... Hmm... I know! We'll give it as an offering to the highpriest, before he comes for his necromancy-class!

Ah, that sounds like a good idea!

(I don't drink either XD)

~VelkynKarma