wall of text inc!
I am really, really happy about this one. I was working on my brawlers mount just before I left wow and had gotten to the GG engineering boss before giving up. This week I offered to run a friend through Maly 25 man and one shot the boss, which impressed her since she had ran with three 90s that couldn’t kill him. I figured my soloing skills must have improved and I certainly had better gear so I decided what the heck, may as well give brawlers another try. I did one test fight on GG then absolutely facerolled them and everything else up to hexos.
I will be honest, I can’t kill him on my own. I am a clicker and I simply can NOT navigate the maze and dps at the same time. So I had my sister mash dps keys for me. It was really, really fun playing with her. We had a blast and both felt great when we downed him.
After that I assumed the mount was a given. Nothing could be harder than hexos! I chewed through the rest of the bosses like they were nothing more than cotton candy. The only one giving me pause was the snake, which I had to go surv to kill. With one boss left in rank 9 I assumed I would grab my mount and log out early that night.
Then I met Ahoo'ru.
Ahoo'ru, spawn of Satan. I bet he was secretly a demon in disguise. I could get him as low as 80k before the enrage got me. The lights were annoying but the charge was a nightmare. I had to stay BM for hero since there was no way I could kill him otherwise but my pet often over dpsed a guardian and made him charge in the wrong direction. If I hit one too many orbs or failed to align a single charge I had to start over. there was absolute zero room for error. there wasn't even room for being sensibly competent. You had to be well above average the whole way through or you hit enrage.
Hours passed. Then days. Stacks of feasts, flasks and pots vanished and 2,500k in repairs started to pile up. I refused to leave. I saw Ahoo'ru get stuck inside of walls, angels fall through the floor and a few perfect fights ruined by tiny little mistakes like hitting counter shot a bit too soon. Worst of all I even killed him once only to have the fight bug and not count. Blizzards response? Try again.
So today I’m running out of gold, flasks and food. Most of all my patience is at an end. Some players have noticed my struggle and won’t stop trolling me about it. So I tell myself one last fight before I give up. One more try then I quit.
I dance around the orbs.
I dps all the guardians to 50% . A perfect sync with barrage.
His shield goes down. I glance at the enrage timer. That can’t be right. I have a whole minuet?
I don’t believe it. I hit ALL the buttons. Every cd, cc, haste buff and pot. I hit the buttons I never use. I hit the buttons you are afraid of; the ones your mom told you never to press. I hit those buttons so hard they vanish from my bar and show up in Asia.
At long last with just seconds before the flame wall shows up Ahoo'ru falls to the ground.
"You fought....with...valor"
I get Goosebumps as the arena goes still. I am at long last ported out to the cheers of npcs and new achievements. I stand there in shock. I did it. I won.
I run over to the mount vendor. Unsure if I unlocked it or not. No one could tell me if you had to defeat rank ten to get it.
it’s there. Waiting for me. It’s over.

I am so much more attached to my core hound now. Couldn’t have done it without him. I am still in shock.
TL;DR version: Ahoo’ru is a bastard and it took me three days to kill him for the mount.
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Phew.! So in other news, I am looking for a garrosh kill. No luck yet but I found a guild that wants me to raid with them. I also found an AMAZING silver cm leader on ally side. We 1-2 shot everything. I now only need 2 more achivs for the mount and she says she will reserve a spot for me in whatever group I sign up for. She is an amazing leader and if anyone on ally side is seeking a group then I HIGHLY recommend signing up for one of Lykenlova’s silver events on open raid. It is well worth the wait to get in and she does like three groups a week. We downed 6 dungeons in one night.
Also its bloody coin time! ;_; farming them makes me feel like such a scumbag. I have tried farming my alts or politely asking soon-to -be afk players for free kills only to be ignored so now I am playing dirty. My advice to other farmers is to check the beach full of turtles, the elite frogs and the non-elite shaohao rep farming locations for players. Stand on top of a mob they are fighting and kill it really fast and they may hit you by mistake.
If anyone can help me with this since I am aiming for the 2k title as well please let me know. I feel horrible killing pvers.
Oh! I am also farming lk with a guildy and have plans to work with him on ulduar after we finish herald so that’s cool too!
EDIT: the day just keeps getting better. with ahoo'ru ravaging my mount funds that had been ear marked for proffesion mounts, I thought it would take longer to get back on track. I want to try and latest get the eng mounts before the xpack incase they skyrocket in price like the sandstone drake did.
anyways, I log back on a bit later and a guildy says he has a surprise for me.

a big thank you to dethkiller for the nice surprise! ^.^