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I quickly party up with a couple friends, who are conviently in the mountain as well. They start a summon at the stone, while I sprint up the chain after you. I hit you with a running tackle, and we both fall off the chain, dropping towards the lava. I snatch the cookie from the air, then accept the summon. I appear, safe and sound, beside my friends. High-fives all around, then I leave party and hearth to Dalaran.

Eeep.

I fall for a while, then with a sharp whistle, call pet. Nearing the lava, I start to yelp...and then Alexstrasza swoops down and saves me. We fly out of the mountain and into Burning Steppes, skimming low to the ground, when I fall off.

"Can't use that in Azeroth."

Anyway, hearthstone to Dal, and shift into cat form. Sneak up behind you, pounce (1 combo point!) mangle, shred, rip, (4 now) Tiger's Fury, shred, maim!

Steal cookie from your incapacitated person, and it's mine again!

You suddenly notice how a large biosuit, like the ones used by the Big Daddy from Bioshock is coming towards you slowly. You cower in fear as the drill strikes down on you, spreading your intestines all over the place. The helmet opens, a jellognome peeks out, and picks up the cookie. Mine!

/sigh
/corpse run

Anyway, after rezzing and realigning my bodily organs so I can function without going 'SPLOITCH!' and dying, I track the jelly gnome. I offer it a bigger cookie. Of course, I get the small cookie, and jelly gnome takes the big cookie. After all, bigger is better.

I walk away with the cookie, grinning, and whisper, "Three...two...one..." KA-BOOM!

My cookie.

Waitaminute...
I send in a ticket to Blizz GM's telling them I've found a hacker! A character that has pet, and can shapeshift? Not only that, they have the Queen of the Red Dragonflight as a pet! Gasp!
After waiting out the ticket time, the GM agrees that that type of character is not as intended. Azunara is banned. Also, I mentioned that the hacker stole some items from me, so the Cookie is restored to my hand. NICE!

A lot of small blobs of jello reform, into yet another jellognome. I create the new expansionpack, Wrath of the Jellognome. Wince I'm the new boss, And my encounter is slightly bugged. I wipe the whole continent, and ress your corpses as jello. The jello all comes back to me, and reassembles into me. One of the jellognomes contains the cookie.

Saturo the Jellognome then kills all of the GM staff somehow. Now you can't ticket about th bugged encounter! Haha!

With the GMs dead, no one is there to enforce my ban. My account is ALIVE!

First...I...Thank Saturo for indirectly helping me out... then kind of sit back and watch her take over Azeroth. I won't steal the cookie...yet. Heck, I propose an Alliance to help guard said cookie fro many other cookie thieves!

After all, you DID kill all the GMs...

I find some rogues who "do it from behind" on you. I then loot the cookie from your mutiply stabbed corpse... eww, it's got the smell of blood on it...

You can't stab jello! Haha! I still have the cookie somehow.
I accept Azunara's group invitation. Yay.

Oh I'm stealing from you again?

By sudden appearance infront of Saturo...I present a oppotunity to attack Rynos spaceship....being the evil gnome that she is Saturo gladly gives me the cookie because a chance to attack a defenceless Ryno is awesome.
*sad sad because I had to sacrifice Ryno to get da cookie*

I PWN Rynos face, and then realize what I have done. I dance on his corpse. Muuch better...

Meanwhile, I sneak up from behind as well, (cat form + Prowl, ftw!) and rip you to pieces using my claws and teeth. I pick up the cookie and hand it back to Saturo, returning to stealth.

Our cookie!

I sic a bunch of Furlbog on the both you! They like me enough to believe me when I told them you insluted their mothers! During the insuing scuffle, I take the Cookie, then disappear to Outland! Nothing there but me, and a handfull of leveling alts!

After having a long conversation with the Spirit healer about gold refunds and getting her to fix my body from Fwobin's battlescars.
By a glitch in the system I am ressed as a lvl 80 elite FelReaver. I ticked a GM about the issue before with my big hands I steal the cookie from Dragonpuff without crushing her.
My cookie.
For now.

I flail around for a moment, having been stuck up on my a Felreaver AGAIN. How are those things so bloody quiet until they are right behind you?
Anyway, I flailed. Then looked up. Then stomped my foot, in a very Belf-like manner. "Hey! Give that back! My Cookie!"

Because we Fel Reavers like to ski and do aerobics (their dance animation is aerobics...god knows why they have one)
I give Dragonpuff a group invite so the cookie can be shared.

I grow tired of being a raidboss. I decide to tip over random fel reavers to see what happens. You fall down.

Hey look! A cookie!

I accept the group invite. If I'm buddied with a Felreaver, maybe I can learn their sking aerobic ninja skills!
I dodge my Falling Felreaver Friend (alliteration!), and grab the cookie from where it fell. Then, I scamper up the Felreaver's side and disappear, hiding somewhere on its mechanical person.
Our Cookie!

After awhile I respawn back still a Fel Reaver...no news of the GM ticket but I don't mind it.
With Dragonpuff hiding somewhere in my body. I start to skiing across good Ol'lagging Hellfire Penisula with the Cookie safe and sound.
It's our cookie, try and steal it.

You are suddenly assaulted by the other kind of ninja, a large jello devilsaur.
I wrestle you to the ground, morph some tentacles that I use to pull Dragonpuff out of you, and then absorb him. The cookie is safely suspended inside the large jellosaur! Haha! Mine!