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Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 10:15 pm
by Saturo
VelkynKarma wrote:(I don't drink either XD)
Well... Doctors pretty much ordered me...

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 10:21 pm
by Saturo
*Puts the champagne on a tray, next to a note that says:*
"Off3r1n f0r R41N0!"

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 10:21 pm
by Vephriel
Nothing to add really, just thought I'd share this photo.

Image

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 10:24 pm
by Saturo
A WITCH! MAY WE BURN HER!?

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 11:09 pm
by Ryno
Saturo wrote:Bring a corpse. And money.
What state of decay does the corpse have to be in...

Like say, for example...

Can it be alive shortly before class? If it can be, then I'll bring my money on the corpse I bring in...

Also! On the P. Dawg making out with himself pic...

If I was a god, I'd probably do that too...

Ooo hey, champagne...

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 11:15 pm
by Saturo
The corpse's state of decay doesn't matter. Anyway, you don't need to bring a corpse this class. Azu is over there. Reassemble her.
*Hands I've scalpel, needle and thread.*
Oh, might want to finish drinking that first.

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 3:52 am
by Ryno
*hic!*

Ok... ok hehehe!! I got thish... I GOT THISH I SAID GET OFF ME GNOME!!

Damn little things... Now where wash I... *hic!*

*begins stitching Azu together in... oh god, why? WHAT EVIL ARE THESE HANDS SEWING?! WHY GOD, WHY MUST I COME UP WITH SUCH VISIONS IN MY MIND?!?! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!*

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 6:21 am
by Saturo
I... I don't... I don't think that attaches there...

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 7:12 am
by Azunara
Oh no...oh Light...WHAT THE FRAK ARE YOU DOING TO ME! Stop it, stop it, stop it! Monster! Cut it out! Stooooop!

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 10:11 am
by VelkynKarma
Awesome! Ryno practices the same necromancy that I do! :D

~VelkynKarma

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 10:14 am
by Saturo
Yes.

Say, Velkyn. Can I interest you in some more advanced courses?

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 10:26 am
by VelkynKarma
Do I get to dismember things more? That was really fun!

~VelkynKarma

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 10:28 am
by Saturo
Well, the advanced course is more about spectral undead, Banshee's, Wraiths, Liches, you know. But look at it this way, you get to separate souls from bodies, torture them until they are a wrath of hatred, and then bend them to your will! That's sort-of like dismembering...

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 11:00 am
by VelkynKarma
Hrm....alright, I'll sign up for that. If nothing else it'll be educational. :D

~VelkynKarma

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 11:04 am
by Saturo
Great! 20g per session, bring your own corpses. Oh, no need for one during your first class tough, we have Azunara over there.

*Points at the crying abomination that Ryno is stitching together*

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 11:09 am
by VelkynKarma
Okay!

/does a daily or two to earn the money, then hands it over to Saturo.

/Excitement!

~VelkynKarma

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 11:17 am
by Saturo
Great!
Now we just have to wait for Ryno to finish...

Ryno! Try putting the fingers ON THE HANDS!

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 12:28 pm
by VelkynKarma
I thought fingers went on the spines?

~VelkynKarma

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 12:32 pm
by Saturo
Ok. You need additional training in the basic class, apparently.

Re: P. Dawg?? ><

Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 2:28 pm
by Ryno
Saturo wrote:Ryno! Try putting the fingers ON THE HANDS!
SHHH GNOME!! I know what I'm doing!!

*does some ungodly assembling*

*chuckling to self, the phrase "foot in mouth, hehe" can be heard*