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I rush off to medical, where they regrowth my hand.

I turn on the anti-undead systems. They spot you, and you are taken out by twenty droids. They return the cookie to me. I'm thankful that I spent some extra money on such necessities as an undead-scanner.

Gaspish! My partner was kidnapped! And we held the fort for so long!

After pondering for a bit, I come up with a solution! Using materials around me, I create a Space Raft, all MacGyver-like. Sure it looks like a simple wodden raft, but oh, it is so much more! I fly into space on my trusty raft, solar winds pushing me where I need to go!

I make a quiet landing on Saturo's ship (bump, SKREEETCH, Clatter THUMP), then disembark and dive into a ventilation shaft! Finding some cardboards boxes, I create for myself a robotic disguise, and infiltrate the ranks of your driods. From within, I instigate a rebellion! My comrades and I swarm the bridge, and claim the Cookie as our own!

I send out the self-destruct command to the droids, and since your disguise is do awesome, you die too.

Mine.

Since you just blew all your droids up, I run up and launch a flying tackle at you. You end up pinned, with me on your back. I make a lot of growly, yippy noises until you throw the cookie to the opposite side of the room. I snatch it, and jump at the window, BONK!, and promptly knock myself unconscious. D'oh.

My cookie.

Right, so I've been kind of prowling about, doing stealthy cat ninja things. I see you fly through the air/space, possessing....

THE COOKIE.

Promptly, I go bird form, stick on a space helmet, and fly up to you, using pointy pointy talons to wrench the cookie outta your hands. Then, stilled allied with Saturo (I've totally been providing important info and giving you the Pack buff! That's why you love your ferals....) return to the ship, and hand the cookie to Saturo, before reverting to kitty form and stealthing.

Our cookie.

I receive the cookie. I also turn on my Gnomish Cloaking Device.

Stealth ftw!

/Cast Feral faerie fire, this prevents stealthing.
/Mangle mangle rip rip rip.
/Steal cookie and run to STV.

Sonata wrote:/Cast Feral faerie fire, this prevents stealthing.
/Mangle mangle rip rip rip.
/Steal cookie and run to STV.

/Gank
/Flees with cookie.

A shadow looms above you. As you look up, you can see one of the huge cannons firing a blast at you. Also, the cookie is teleporter up to my ship moments before your candescense.

I wake up right about now, having been left on the floor in front of the window. I look around, notice Saturo's not in the cockpit, and immediately start pressing colorful buttons. The door locks and the lights turn purple. Odd.

I may not have the cookie, but I have control of your spaceship! MUAHAHAHAHA!!
Oo, a button..Oh, there are words on it. Hyenas can't read.. bright red shiny button..the jolly, candy-like button..

I urge you to push the button over the intercom system. I sure could go for some music right now.

(Im also retaking control down in engineering.)

I push the button. Rock 'n roll comes over the speakers. I continue pushing buttons until the ship starts making a grinding noise. Hmm. Pecuilar. I start chewing on the captain's chair.

Munchmunchmunchmunch..Hm? Oh right, not my cookie. Munchmunchmunch...

You activated the warpdrive without preheating it! We're all gonna' die! Unless I push this button.
*Pushes button.*
The- HEY! MY CHAIR!

Being a canine, I have a small attention span, and suddenly decide to go to sleep in the chair. Still locked in, too.

My chair.
I think I have a talent for derailing threads without really trying.

I pick up welding equipment, and get into the commandroom. I order my droids to install a new door. I pick you up, and, having some trouble with your snarling (what with me being a gnome and all) toss you into the airlock. I open the outer door.

I plot a course for KEWKIE!

I float around for a while,(no need to breathe) bored, until I get picked up by one of those space-garbage scow guys. I eat him, and go digging through his stuff. I find a suit of [Plot Armor], a [Moth-eaten Tophat], and a Saber-toothed lime cub. I equip the stuff, and tame the lime by feeding it a chunk of my leg. I head toward the cockpit and start fiddling with the controls.

Hey, isn't the cookie somewhere on your ship currently?

/Cue Metal Gear Solid music!
"Sonata your mission is to stop the Metal Gear and take the code for the C.O.O.K.I.E and retrieve the container containing the cookie"
Using box skills of awesome I am able to navigate in Saturos ship to find the cookie.
My cookie.

Sentryturretsgogogo!

You are dead.
Cookie is mine.
We are Saturo.
Resistance is futile.

By now I've figured out how to drive this piece of junk(Mostly) and have Saturo's ship in my sights.
I crash into it, getting the ships stuck together. I go looking for the cookie but can't find it, so instead decide to make fun of the Saturorg's rubber suits. They look sad. My lime starts making squishy noises, so I follow it. It leads me into the petting zoo. Wait, what?

Your goats are mine.

Rubbersuits? Whatnow?
Oh, you crashed into another ship. Haha.

Kewkee still mine. <3