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*is doing pretty nicely, considering past circumstances. My minions and I have erected a nice shelter where I'm currently recuperating, with two drakes at guard at the entrance, a drake in the room with me, and whelp patrols. So thiiiiis is what it's like to have power and minions...*

And thiis is what Garrote feels like.
*Garrotes*

*makes squeaking sounds.*

...Ow...

*My guards all come in to see you, and me, dead. They're not too happy you just killed their Queen...in fact...They're pretty darn well annoyed.*

*Vanish*
*Sprint*
*Soothe Beast*

*The dragons kind of sit there, staring at my corpse. They try numerous attempts to resurrect me, but finally give up and just get that green dragon who chills in Occulus to bring me back. Once done, we decide that flares are a good idea. And maybe some frost traps.*

/dives down out of nowhere and tackles Azunara, thanks to a handy-dandy paid portal from a passing mage

Sneak Attack Tackle! Karma's specialty!

~VelkynKarma

*loud growling as we're surrounded by earlier mentioned dragon guards.*

...You miiiight want to just leave now.

Suddenly, the sound of an engine sputtering can be heard, and I appear in my new, improved Gyrocopter, which is just my old one with a lot of balloons attached to the rotor. I pick Velkyn up, and we slowly begin to move away from there.

/waves goodbye to Azunara for now. Hides the blue dragon egg that she just snatched in her pack, which also hides its scent. HAH. Now she has a way to breed a spy!

~VelkynKarma

*Lands outside of the dragons line of sight, and hands Velkyn a large bomb.*
Help me get this thing in the cannon.
*Uncowers a large artillery cannon.*

*plots vengeance.*

You'll both have to pay for that class. That was hours of torture. PAY, you hear me? PAY FOR IT! *go hides somewhere deep in the rubble to build massive weapons. Magic and sharp, pointy rubble. What can go wrong?*

Saturo wrote:*Lands outside of the dragons line of sight, and hands Velkyn a large bomb.*
Help me get this thing in the cannon.
*Uncowers a large artillery cannon.*

Yes'm! /helps load

~VelkynKarma

TAKE COWER!
*Tosses dynamite into cannon to provide a spark.*
*Nothing happens.*
What!? This can-...
*BOOM*

...

Yay!

/cough cough

/choke

/recover

/grin

YAY!

~VelkynKarma

*It looks like a huge disaster has occurred, and upon inspection you see many dead dragon bodies, rubble disturbed, but you fail to find Azunara's body.*

Luckily, hiding deep within the rubble has created the perfect bomb shelter. And gave my super weapon a kick. The Anti-P.Dawgian weapon.

Azunara has recieved: [P.Dawg's End]!

HERESY!
*Blows runed, ancient-looking horn*
I SUMMON THE ARMIES OF P. DAWG! WE SHALL RAVAGE THIS LAND!
*Many small rodents appear*

:O THE BLESSED HORN OF P DAWG?

I had no idea you had been honored with such a powerful artifact, Saturo!

/deep respect

~VelkynKarma

Bring it! *uses new sword to summon her army of blues.*

CHARGE, MY MINIONS!
*Rodent stampede*

ATTACK! FOR MALYGOS!

*sounds of dragons flying or running...or summoning arcane missiles of doomishness.*