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Re: Garrosh's New Look
Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 10:33 pm
by Kastarakovski
So Garrosh becomes a Fel orc? Is that what I'm seeing here?
Blizzard better have a good explanation for this one...and an even better explanation for all those "Magni dies, his daughter comes back to unify the Dwarf clans and Varian sends SI:7 to assassinate her" rumors I've been seeing floating around lately...
Also, Steve Urkel, the original voice of Sonic The Hedgehog in "Adventures of..." and "Sonic The Hedgehog" (SatAM Sonic).
He could be one of Garrosh's role models...we don't know that XD
Re: Garrosh's New Look
Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 10:45 pm
by Bulletdance
I wonder if they knew how unpopular garrosh was before they decided to make that action figure. I mean who is going to buy that? Some hellboy fan with reallllly bad eyesight?

Re: Garrosh's New Look
Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 12:30 am
by Rarako
This dufus is supposed to plan the assassination of the great Cairn Bloodhoof with no one the wiser? He looks like he would have a problem with doorknobs, much less fooling an entire faction. All I have to say is he had better get hit by a Deathwing fly-by and promptly replaced with someone half decent. Alli guilds have practically had to swap servers from my realm to get the achieve for killing Thrall, we will give them cookies if they come to wipe this abomination from our capital.
Re: Garrosh's New Look
Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 1:00 am
by Sonata
Rarako wrote: He looks like he would have a problem with doorknobs.
Oh so that's the reason why the orcs don't have any doors in their cities! Garrosh removed all of them.
@ Kastarakovski
What...Magni can't die! I like the Bronzebeard Bros.! But would be nice if the baby was born finally. All we need now is that the rumor of Van Cleef being Varians long lost brother would be true.
But atleast Thrall maybe shouldn't be the next Guardian of Tirisfal....unless Blizz plans to scrap Med'an out of the game.
Re: Garrosh's New Look
Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 9:53 pm
by Vicario
kairii wrote:they need to remake him
isnt horde ment to look 'scary' he looks softer then a pillow
If I could draw, I so would have made a picture about that.
At this rate, Garrosh will be a Gronn plushie by the time we have to kill him.
Re: Garrosh's New Look
Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 10:00 pm
by Chrizesu
Safrienaer wrote:Hoping that he's just as finished as this...
As in nowhere near to what they want him to look like.
I'm so hoping that's a joke.
Re: Garrosh's New Look
Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 11:03 pm
by Ryno
Sonata wrote:He looks like when gronn and a orc would make a baby.
Saturo wrote:@ Sonata: Those are called Ogres.
Gronn.
Ogre.
Two different things.
Personally think he might be part gronn in that... mess.
He must be into some heavy needles and pins to get like that.
Re: Garrosh's New Look
Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 11:10 pm
by Kamalia
Chrizesu wrote:
This
What
I don't
What is this
What
It's like... one of the designers has a creepy rock fetish of some sort.
Oh my goodness
what
I don't want rock pr0nz!

Re: Garrosh's New Look
Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 1:02 am
by Saturo
Ryno wrote:Sonata wrote:He looks like when gronn and a orc would make a baby.
Saturo wrote:@ Sonata: Those are called Ogres.
Gronn.
Ogre.
Two different things.
Personally think he might be part gronn in that... mess.
He must be into some heavy needles and pins to get like that.
I know, I know. Supposedly, ogres evolved from the gronn. I've alsways though of it as interbreeding with orca tough, because of the fangs. Guess I should have clarified.

Re: Garrosh's New Look
Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 1:06 am
by Sonata
Saturo wrote: interbreeding with orca tough, because of the fangs.
......Some times your iPhone scares me.
I think I can't look at the Northrend orca the same way ever again!
I need to stop doing this it annoys people.....derailment.
Still wondering what were the team thinking with the three headed golem thingie. I mean we have innuendo rock formations all over old world.
Re: Garrosh's New Look
Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 1:09 am
by Saturo
Not as annoying as when it tries to change words with "sex" and variations of it. I'm surprised at the dictionary...
Re: Garrosh's New Look
Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 7:24 am
by Moonlost
My brother and I figured it all out. If you look closely at Garrosh's back in both his new model and in the comics, you'll notice that he seems to have this hugely misshappen back. You may think it's just pure muscle, but that would be silly and kinda grotesque. The truth is far more horrifying.
Garrosh has a huge, cancerous tumor on his back. :O
Estimates have given him only a year to live. Having no children to keep his memory alive, Garrosh instead tries to carve his name into the memories of thepeople of Azeroth. Alas, his father is a hero, especially in the eyes of his orcish brothers. Trying to emulate Grom would only place Garrosh in his shadow to eventully be forgotten.
So he intentionally becomes an angry douchebag. Attacking the alliance at every step and alienating his own people just so that when he dies, his name will go on, unhindered by his father's legacy.
That asside, would I be lynched in admitting that I kinda like the new Garrosh model? >.>
Not that I like the character or anything. But the model seems fine to me. Wish he still had his ponytail though.
Re: Garrosh's New Look
Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 7:29 am
by Saturo
*Summons lynchmob*
Agreed on the first part, but...
How can you like ogre-Garrosh? How!?
Re: Garrosh's New Look
Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 8:04 am
by Ryno
Sonata wrote:I think I can't look at the Northrend orca the same way ever again!
Wait, you didn't look at them like that before? Guess it was just me...
Re: Garrosh's New Look
Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 2:44 pm
by Vicario
Saturo wrote:*Summons lynchmob*
Agreed on the first part, but...
How can you like ogre-Garrosh? How!?
Because he looks so snuggly? :3
Re: Garrosh's New Look
Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 2:50 pm
by Rarako
If someone post a picture of a Garrosh plushie at this point I might just die. XD
Re: Garrosh's New Look
Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 3:58 pm
by Pawtrack
what happened to his neck?
Re: Garrosh's New Look
Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 7:52 pm
by Moonlost
Saturo wrote:*Summons lynchmob*
Agreed on the first part, but...
How can you like ogre-Garrosh? How!?
You know, it's kinda hard to pin down why. I can see all of the flaws in this model, and they're flaws that I normally face palm about. The hyper musculature, his tiny head, his non-existing neck, the fact he's only got one glove thus defeating the point on having gloves. By all accounts I should be loathing this model as I have never loathed before.
But I don't. :\
I think it's the texturing. All the little details are beautifully done. His muscles, although obscenely huge, are subtle in their shading. As opposed to regular male orcs who look live they've outlined their muscles with a permanent marker (to be fair, most vanilla males went crazy with the permanent marker though). I guess it's a matter of the parts being so much better than the whole.
Re: Garrosh's New Look
Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 11:22 pm
by cowmuflage
I don't want to think thats him :S Maybe some eviler clone of him gone wrong? or did he mix his blood with that of a warhammer orc? (warhammer orcs oh how i love them!)