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*pays blizz to change lore yes they can do that* giving me superpowers which unforunatly have to flashy effects so my screen can't take it and i have to use normal spells...summons my mastiff....decides it can't take azunara so i'll summon my fresh oily wolf...sees a explosion in the distance...goes off to it and sees a rather nice looking flamethrower...after fixing it i test it...unfortunately i hit an oil trail directing to my poor pet......King krush it is. SEEK BUNKER! SMELL HUMAN FLESH!! sigh how can i get it to hunt *is thinking deeply*

*isn't sure if she's dead or not. But she does know her flamethrower has been stolen.*

Screw the cookie. NO ONE takes MY flamethrower! No one screws with a pyromaniac's flamethrower!

*sharpens cookie's edges, flings it at Bluddy, and while you have sharp, pointy, ninja star cookie in you, I steal back my flamethrower. And light you on fire.

My flamethrower.

*Suddenly i notice a cookie...THE COOKIE!!!!!! i'm being happy i got it back even if it did have to come back hurtfully...is being confused when i notice Azu's flamethrower has ben stolen....I PROTEST! my flamethrower now! you filthy azu...i'll steal it back! whilst being set on fire suddenly it starts to rain heavily causing my fires to go out and a mudslide to hit azunara...Wonder by wonder the cookie isn't to damaged and i got a nice cookie in my arsenal....When azunara was hit by the mudslide she let go of her freshly taken firethrower...i take it back...my flamethrower *marks name on it* and i go away leaving the poor flamethrowethief alone in the mud...crap flying mount protests to fly with this heavy rain...

...

You.

Stole.

My.

Flamethrower.

I take balls of mud, imbue them with nasty thorns, and fling them at you. You're now covered in thorns, and I skid along, stealing my flamethrower right underneath you. I smear your name out with mud and take cat form, dashing away.

My flamethrower.

*AIRTACKLEFROSTMOURNESTAB*
*Picks up cookie*
*Walks trough random stargate*

*EVADE*

I told you! You AIRTACKLEFROSTMOURNESTABbed me too many times!

And eh. Cookie. That one's nasty anyways. *makes a new one.*

*Sits in Ha'tak with cookie*
*Gets bored*
*Launches assault to reclaim the cookie in the name of the god, Sat!*

whilst azunara is unconscious i retake flamethrower...and ultimately destroys it in the oven + some goblin engineering! if i can't have it no-one can have it ....searches for Saturo

*wakes up and realizes something is horribly, horribly wrong.*

*sifts through the ashes of her oven and flamethrower, on her knees, sobbing.*

"Whhhhhy? Flaaaamey...What did they do to you?" With that, I slowly get up with a single mission. Destruction. Taking bird form, I take to the air, hunting down Zed and Bluddy. Stealing -my- cookies and destroying my flamethrower warrants a cruel death!

Now that the flamethrower is gone I will use my freakin sharks with freakin laser beams attached to their freakin heads. Mah cookie now!

*Sees a druid high up in the air*
*chokes*
*snipes*
*PANG*
*gets mastiff to fetch my dinner*
*mastiff returns with a rabbit....shouldn't have practised on them*
*can't find azu*
*crap*

*mastiff snifs* Evrything alright old fella?
a red laser striucks the tree behind me.....oh god nooooo! not a deer with laser guns! i summon my lil'deathwing and sends it to destroy my enemy... unfortunately it was hit by a laser shortly afterwards. Pulls out my secret weapon...the finest of goblin engineering! 8double rocket blasters a fully automatic rifle and a butter knife in one simple gun! *tries to get it to work...Sees a red button **seems to have started a time machine...i'm back somewhere** BOOM and that's how ungoro crater was created...believe my story people...travels back in time. No more deer..Meh i'll just follow the direction from where the deer was going.

*Appears in pyramid-shaped mothership and starts bombarding the planet's surface*
BWahahah!

*doesn't do anything but Saturo gets hit by a meteorite.*

*Watches some measly meteorite impact my shields, only to shatter into a cloud of dust and ice.*
Heh. Stupid universe.
*Continues bombardment*

*grmbl*

A goblin fell of outland wrapped in explosives hitting you causing you'rse systems to fall out but a parachute!

No-one can fight goblin engineering!

*Wattches goblin explode against shields*
Hehe. Stupid flies. Also, stupid goblin.
*Continues bombardment*

Ah hell.

*sighs, and begins to collect gold for another freaking repair bill. There is no way my corpse will be retrievable after this.*