A little late, but...!
After several failed "FEESH 'AP A BLEEDINK TURTL'." crusades in Dragonblight, Vasken took an accidental wrong turn and ended up
here. Right here. A boring ol' temple. The troll hastily fumbled around, trying desperately to resume his fishing misadventure before spotting an odd shape flittering around the snow nearby. Blue... Sca-... SCALES?! There was no doubt in Vasken's mind.
IT'S A FISH.
Wait...
Or not. He stared vacantly at the not-a-wolf-but-apparently-a-dog creature for several minutes. It could've at LEAST been a turtle! Wa-... It's a
dogfish. Totally. The apparent dogfish was dubbed "NE'FEESH". He turned to leave, the disappointment evident in his demeano- Ey wat wat.
WHAT HAPPENED TO ITS FACE!?
It's
broken. The jaws! THE JAWS! He hastily dragged the bewildered dogfish into the nearby Tuskarr settlement, pillaging their fish supplies and mistakenly stumbling off the pier. Accident, honest.
He noticed something- something odd. It was
that good at swimming, it didn't even need to move its feet! WHOA NELLY. Vasken revelled in the fabulous rays radiating from the underwaterwalking dogfish before deciding to squint at his new, talented companion elsewhere. Northrend is COLD.
He made his way to Boren Tu- Storm Peaks. MANDATORY DETOUR.
After waiting for an hour or so for the elusive, poop-coloured, proto-drake, Nefeesh the Dogfish decided he'd
HAD ENOUGH. Look at that SCOWL. Those DEVIOUS INVISIBLE EYEBROWS. Those TEETH. Vasken, at first, was hesitant, until the creature crumpled its snout into an ungodly shape.
HRNGHHHGGGGGGH. The troll eventually caved in.
Mulgo-... Why Mulgore!? Because walking down ALL THOSE steps in Orgrimmar's zeppelin tour takes
EFFORT. The troll and his not-so-affectionate dogfish mulled about the plains, eventually tiring of... The plains. Plains. Everywhere. Many plains left side! Snakes in a plai-
Both Vasken and Nefeesh blankly gazed at the peaceful scenery. Of course, the troll was evidently thinking up the best way to cook his new companion.
It's still fish... Right!?
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... Ahem. Sorryforwritingasillystory. Tend to rarely use pets for PvE and PvPing... Mainly because I hardly do either!

May as well focus on the RP aspect of these critters. While there's a few other flaws with the model, including the paper-thin strip of hair and the tinytinythin legs, they were suprisingly difficult to capture in a screenshot due to Vasken's height! Their lockjaw ability was... No idea! Hardly used it! It's best micromanaged, but as BM, I'd rather turn it off since the pet doesn't do damage while it's channeling. It's also... Tiny. Very small. Would like them a little bigger, but there's something oddly endearing about their short stature. Absolutely adore their textures and animations (minus the AUGHFACE), too. Bounce-hop is adorable!
Very, very tempted to keep him... Even if it's filling up that last dreaded stable slot, eeep! Need that space for a (possible) hydra!
Not sure whether to keep the name "Nefeesh", or rename him to "Dogfeesh" or "Dogfish". Scales! Scaaales!
Will finish off Avanji's roll later.
