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1078. For absolutely no reason whatsoever I'm now going to send my goolz to attack you.

1079. "I am a warrior. Let the battle be joined."
1080. "A deed once done, cannot be undone. But perhaps it can yet be mitigated."
1081. These have kinda just spiraled into randomness, huh?

1082. These rules are supposed to be random. I think.

1083. Well if they weren't, it's too late now.
1084. "Tell my tale to those who ask, the ill deeds along with the good. The rest, is silence.."
1085. Woodchucks cannot chuck wood, due to their chucks being far too woody.

1086. @@@@@@@@
1087. Rare spawns hold secret conventions on Tuesdays. They plan which poor suckers have to spawn. They do it by drawing straws.

1088. The above rule makes perfect sense, and is absolutely true.
1089. Add basil, and simmer for ten minutes until tender.

1090. It just takes 1...2...*ten seconds later* 3 seconds to make home made guacamole with the magic bullet kitchen appliance!

1091. I has a taco
1092. Mt. Dew owns all soda
1093. I R The Lich King o.O

1094. 1093 is false. I'm the Master of the Dead! I've got Frostmourne, you see.

1095. * Runs and tells the lich king about 1094*

1096. I just received a message that some Gnome stole Frostmourne! What gives!? Oh right.
1097. I'm the Lich King, moron.

1098. *PHHHBBTTT*

1099. I'm debating how best to overthrow Saturo. After all, Frostmourne already has my soul. What worse could it do?
1100. Space left blank.
1101. This rule looks somewhat like Binary Code...

1012. 0100111010010101001000101101111100101with a side of 0010101000101011.
1013. CowdogT-rex.
1014. Seriously, they have those. In an old N64 game. I forget the title. Crazy game, that. Had super-popcorn..
1015. This is delicious cake. You must eat it.

1016: THE CAKE IS A LIE!
1017: What happened to the number? Did I fail again at counting?

1102. Several aforementioned rules were the result of going back in time.
1103. Above rule is certainly not a thinly-veiled excuse.
1104. "Renaldo, you're fired. OUT OF A CANNON!!" "HM!?"
1105. SPLAT
1106. "Aw, we got my brother all over the window!"

1106.there is no cake, therefore see rule 1016.
1107.Beef tastes amazing

1108. IT'S...IT'S....ALIIIIIVE!

1109. Suffering is what drives the Scourge war machine!
1110. Stab a squirrel if you like Arthas!

1111. This rule is godly.
1112. I prefer to Immolate critters instead. What? I'm rather enjoying my warlock!