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Granted, but they quickly turn back.

I wish these speakers could play music louder. I'M ALONE IN THE HOUSE GODDAMMIT!

Very well. However, you play them so loud for so long, that you go deaf.

I wish Saturo would stop looking all sneaky, then start yelling sensitive information. It's very distracting.

Granted, but I don't think that's sensitive information, so I'll continue.

I wish this wish would come true.

As you wish. However, you are unaware of it coming true, and go back to stabbing things.

I wish I could think of something to wish for. Idle wishing isn't my strongpoint.

Granted, but you have so many thought that your brain explodes.

I wish that I'd stop being stabbed. I don't like it...

granted but now you keep getting mauled by random druids

I wish that i had a pet to accoumpy my corehound mount.

Granted, but it insists on riding on your head.

I wish the batteries for the iPhone aren't about to end.

Done. However, your I-phone just spontaeneously combusted.

I wish Saturo wasn't planning to harvest my kidneys.

Granted but hes taking your liver.

I had 100 stable slots.

Granted, but you every pet you put in them bugs so you can't take 'em out ever.

I wish I had Beta access....>.<

granted only it transplants a rogue virus in your computar i you have to remove it from every stinking program (( those things stink and i'm the only one in the house who knows how to remove them))

I wish that nanotechnology actually changed the world for a better good and upgraded

Granted, but I remotely control them all.

I wish people would salute me with respect sometimes.

granted but your zombies force people to do it.

i wish saturo was part cat.

Granted, but she's part tiger and eats you?

I wish I had a minion. It'd be fun to order it around.

Granted, but it's just Rubybeam.

I wish people would stop hating me.

Granted, instead they're obsessed with you. You now have a fan club following you everywhere. You have no privacy, they're in your house, they have cameras watching you. You finally go insane, with the lack of space and privacy.

I wish for a kitten.

Granted, but since I'm now insane, I eat it.

I wish that cat wouldn't have given me gas.

Granted, instead you explode.

I wish Saturo would give me a new kitten, since she ate my other one. ;_;

Granted, but my undead army of evil eats it instead.

I wish I could tame Frostwyrms. That would be so awesome.

Granted, but I eat your frost wyrm. HA! YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DO YOU?

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Okay, I'll stop being mean. And I wish for a blanket.