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Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:23 pm
by GethlarNomudac
i grab scorched gnome (weapon) and barely edible cookie, (different thread) and
PWN UNIVERSE

Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:31 pm
by Ryno
/uploads Universe 2.0
/deletes GethlarNomudac
/cackle
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:33 pm
by GethlarNomudac
-_-...damn you... i attack with.../idea...ANOTHER UNIVERSE...so THERE
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:31 pm
by Dragonpuff
My parallel universe beats your universe! >:D
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:45 pm
by Saturo
My Dual-Barelled Plasma Cannons of Belief shoots your alternate galaxies.
KNEEL BEFORE THE MIGHT OF P. DAWG!
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 1:46 pm
by Ryno
Perpendicular Universe!
INTERCEPTION!
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 1:47 pm
by Saturo
I shoot your perpendicular universe.
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:35 pm
by Dragonpuff
Your Dual-Barrelled Plasma Cannons of Belief have no effect!
My parallel universe is already totally comprised of Believers! That is why it's parallel! >:D
Their overwhemling belief causes your Cannons to short-circuit! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE P. DAWG!
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:37 pm
by Saturo
Reply code - Omega.
This planet has been selected for planetary reorigination.
Algalon kicks your ass, beatch.
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:47 pm
by Dragonpuff
P. Dawg kicks Algalon's ass. ;P
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:53 pm
by Saturo
After having his ass thoroughly kicked, Algalon returns to me. We plot our next move...
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:23 am
by Vicario
Deathwing re-emerges from Deepholm right next to Algalon and Saturo. 'Nuff said.
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:27 am
by Dragonpuff
P. Dawg! Another of your loyal followers requires your assistance!
P. Dawg kicks Deathwing's ass. There is no ass he cannot kick!
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:29 am
by Fworbin
I reveal myself as a
Lictor, and eat your brain, for genetic information.
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:33 am
by Dragonpuff
o.o /drool
As I now have no brain, I automatically become a Zombie. I eat your brains, in a vain attempt to re-gain mine.
Braiiins.....
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:42 am
by Fworbin
Being a Lictor, I have many spares. I hold you down, and slice your arms and legs off, then shuffle you into a corner.
D'you have any idea how hard it is to type with bone-scythes and rending claws?! Hard!
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:23 am
by Saturo
I pick up an axe that I enchanted with +250 AP against any undead target. I slice your head off.
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:41 am
by Fworbin
Gah! Sneak attack. My remains are eaten by Rippers, and reconstituted into a Ravener. I spit bio-acid at you, and burrow.(RUN AWAY)
Species of Tyranid, for anyone who's interested.
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:11 am
by Ryno
Looks like we got some bugs ta kill boys! Bring in da choppas! WAAAGH!!
(WHEN ORKZ ATTACK)
Re: ''I attack you with..''
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:25 am
by Fworbin
Oh, I gotcha. I got you, I GOT YOU(First person on these forums I've met who's heard of 40k. I'm in shock.). I get a Hive Tyrant's attention, and point at your Orks. It scrunches its' face up and hisses and clicks. A few minutes later, Tyranid pods start raining from the sky. SCREEEEEEEEEECH!!! WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!