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Garchomp laughed, "You morons...you think WE'D join you after you left us jobless!?! Well guess what! We're working for the dark ones now! And they've given us a new member! HAILING FROM THE ISSHU REGION! BEARING THE UNIQUE DARK/DRAGON TYPE COMBINATION! SAZANDO!"

A 3 headed dragon colored pitch black with glowing red eyes on each face flew down from the sky.

He fell as he was struck, "Ow!"

Delora blinked slowly before she burst out laughing. "Oh my, you guys really Are stupid aren't you?!" She continued to giggle, shaking her head. "Can't stop laughing...."
Kyuu tilted her head very slowly to the other side as she stared. "Are..they serious?"

Ripetide soon came into clearing "AND WHAT THE HELL MAKES YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN VENTURE INTO MY FOREST WITHOUT ANY PERMISSION!" a storm of bladed leafs hit the dragon that just fell "GET OUT SHOO SHOO BEFORE i RIPE YOUR LIMBS OFF AND TURN YOU INTO YE BUKETS OF FRIED POULTRY WINGS!"

"Arceus help me. Even I cannot find a word for your stupidity. Explain to me how you're working for them without being one yourself. I can understand little words if big ones are too difficult for you." The Blaziken covered her face with her claw.

Jaws stepped forward, "I'll take em all out in one combo...just watch!"

Lilith smiled, "Do as he says guys! Jaws can back up his claims!"

"don't just ignore me.." ripetide stoood staring at the pokemon "I'm the king of the forest" he stated, due to being alone for the last two years he let his sercet personilty devolep

Delora was too busy giggling to even bother with them. She couldn't help it. It was the introduction and then the guy falling from the sky..and they were supposed to be taken Seriously?!
Taly shook his head slowly. And people called him an idiot.
Kyuu simply stood back, watching in amusement.
Daray had, for once in his undeath, fallen asleep near a tree.

Rikki laughed, "I suggest you don't take them all out with one hit. Ghost has a total grudge against these guys. She'll KILL you if you don't let her at least get one attack in!"

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".........." Ghost fell silent as she saw the Pseudo-Legendaries. ".... YOU IDIOTS AGAIN?!"

"Hyup." Olivia gave a mighty leap away, landing on Jaws' shoulders. She gave him a clap on the neck. "Well, they're all yours, big boy."

Eleredar grinned. "Working for the Dusk, are you?" He flared his wings, and smirked. Solara suddenly tore through the growth, and blinked. "Them? Arceus, help me..." She muttered. Speck snickered, hovering besides Solara.

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Dialga sneezed, and twitched a bit, suffering from the nightmare aura. Beyond that, he was still.

Jaws smirked, "You guys call yourselves Pseudos? I'll show you the strength of a REAL Pseudo!"

Jaws went underground.

The Pseudo's looked int the hole.

Jaws burst out of the ground using a spinning Dragon Claw, knocking out the 4 dragons.

He then landed hard enough to cause an Earthquake, knocking out Tyranitar and Metagross.

"And thats how its done.." He said with a smirk.

The Spearow looked at the dragons, blinked, and hopped into the forest. It wasn't impressed. At all. It probably wasn't even worth telling Scarab about. No, it decided, it wouldn't even tell Scarab about its getting captured. It would just say it got bitten... Hard... while scouting, and was returning for recuperation time. Yes, that sounded right. Hey, wasn't that Hands, that weird Noctowl? Why was it swooping forward like that? Gosh, those talons looked sharp. Hey, why were they closing around its body...

Hands shook the Spearow once, killing it in one swift movement. Then she turned back towards the League of Pseudo Legendaries, watching in silent curiosity.

"................................................." Ghost twitched, glaring at Jaws, ".............................."

Rikki facepawed, "She is SO gonna kill you now."

Delora blinked slowly, getting over her laughing fit. "Remind me to never get on your bad side." She muttered, looking over the idiots.
Kyuu stared for a moment before she smiled. "Okay, I have to admit...that was totally Awesome!"
Taly sniffed, looking away. "Big deal.."

Sparky, Chomp, Lilith, and Arachne were applauding

"That was quick." The Blaziken gave the Garchomp leader a prod with her foot.
"Now that that's out of the way..." Molly glanced over at Chomp. "Any ideas on where to head? We'll need a lot of reinforcements for this... possibly even more than the Deoxys crusade." She shuddered.

Eleredar looked at them. "I'm disappointed. I expected more of a fight." Speck facepalmed, muttering about idiot Dusks. Solara snickered.

Jaws gave Olivia a wink and walked back to the group.

Chomp began to think, "Hmmmmm......."

The cubone suddenly burst out "HOLY S**T i REALLY HINESTLY WANT MY MOM NOW!"
".....she's dead.."
"My daddy?"
"He is to"
"any gaurdians?"
"Were orphans.."

Ghost kept glaring at Jaws, "WHATTHEHELL?! IWASSUPPOSEDTOBEATHEM! NOTYOU!!! ARRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"