I don't wanna be a chicken, I don't wanna be a duck, I just wanna something-something *clap clap clap clap*
The purple-and-green tallstriders are found on a floating rock south of Terokkar (technically it's part of Terokkar, but not a place most people go). I remember, though my hunter's leveling was not high on my priorities at the time, going out to visit them when they were first added, and going "wow, that's a tallstrider worth having!" After which, by virtue of already having my cat and sporebat and "tame mob to learn skill" still being active, and only having three stable slots, the idea was promptly forgotten.

These guys are huge in the wild. HUGE. Ginormous. Large enough that it didn't occur to me that I would need to either zoom out further or turn off my UI in order to get a clear taming shot. Whoops.

Meet Vorparadis, named after a very minor character in a later book in the series I am currently listening to while wandering around the universe. The original Vorparadis (or maybe it's Vorparadise—it's pronounced vore-paradise, anyway) is a tottering old Imperial Auditor of Barrayar, who's of the "typical crotchety old man" stereotype, where nothing the younger generation(s) do is right and proper and his greatest joy is to rant and rave on the topic of how good the "old days" were. Though I'm not sure why the name came to mind while viewing this creature, nor do I envision him kvetching to/about Miles (my mini-scarab, named after the main character of the series in question), the name felt right, to the point where I can't imagine giving it to any other pet. First time that's happened to me in a long, long time o_o;

Vorparadis has both a distinct run and walk animation, which remind me (understandably) of the way an ostrich moves. The two animations flow reasonably well into one another, so the brief spurts of energy where he'll sprint forward to "catch up" to me while I'm walking weren't as awkward as some critters can be (*coughSilithidcough*). As usual, the swimming animation inspires a far lengthier dissertation—in both the idle and moving swim, the proto/vestigal wings flap a little and the long legs kick powerfully to propel him up/forward. In fact, when swimming on the surface of the water, a tallstrider seems to almost resemble a swan... except that the forward movement is also accompanied by a stronge surging of the head and neck, making them appear as if they're trying TOO hard to be a swan. This farcical movement is strangely endearing, and (on a tight time crunch to grind out the last 10% of my guild's experience in the hour or so 'til reset) I spent several minutes swimming in circles on Tol Barad Peninsula, watching Vorparadise plug along and smile.

As a determined carebear on a PvP server, and as the minority faction (Horde outnumber us 3.5:1 at last count), Tol Barad Peninsula tends to be a death sentence if you're not with a group. Unfortunately, it's also the best place for concentrated solo guild experience. Strangely, for the first time in several months, not one of the myriad of Horde on the peninsula even looked at me twice. It certainly wasn't my gear level—my warlock was chain-camped when she first stepped foot out there, and my shaman suffers the same fate, despite being nearly half in heroic raid gear (or mostly epic PvP gear, depending on how paranoid I am when out there on her). It's not my guild—all of my characters on Bloodscalp are in Draconic Savant, save my bank alt (who is 83 and likely won't ever go out and do dailies). It might have just been chance—who can say if the folks I ran into are similarly carebears, and the overall pacifist attitude of the Peninsula tonight was a fluke?—but it might also have been Vorparadis. At 82/83, and being a relatively obscure pet, and looking as WEIRD as he does, maybe he worked as a "wow, I can't believe this person is willing to walk around with THAT gorgeous specimen of proto-avian indifference at their side. Surely, I must not mess with them!" charm? More experimentation is required.

As gorgeous a bird as he is, Vorparadis does have some issues. His colouration all works in harmony with itself—purple, green, and orange is a triad of colour that often looks good together, and black goes with everything. Unfortunately, as nice as his colouration is (much better than Mazzranache, whom I had in my stables from my previous "hooray, stable slots!" taming sprees), the texture on his body confuses me. Being very ostrich-like, you would expect him to have feathers, but instead his body is pebbled, as if he were a reptile. His "wings" continue this texturing, ending in two claws that feel somewhat out of place and enforce the feeling that Tallstriders are the "missing link" between devilsaurs/raptors and the rest of Azeroth's avian population. The skin close to his face is wrinkled as a reptile (or the hairless sphynx cat), furthering the feeling of "this is not a feathered beastie." What feathered/haired sections are on him are quite pixellated, and clip into his body as he moves. Finally, his eyes are just WEIRD, being simply a part of his overall texture and therefore unblinking. Never enter a staring contest with a tallstrider... unless you're a female troll (Ohhhh burn!).

Tallstriders have two attack animations, both reminiscent of the "drinking bird" toy. A lunge with the left foot forward brings the hard beak down upon the enemy, while a lunge with the right foot brings it down to the ground. In both attacks, his "tail" wraps itself under his body, making him look tailless from certain angles. His racial special, Dust Cloud, is a 20% ranged/melee attack speed debuff that lasts for 30 seconds and has a 40s CD. It's a 10 yard AoE and will hit ANYTHING in range—neutral mobs, critters, whatever. Anything that is hit with it isn't likely to run far enough to leash before the mobs you're fighting die, and he has a habit of running off after these creatures, often body-aggroing more along the way. Additionally, while Dust Cloud generates aggro, it's not enough aggro for Vorparadis to hold aggro against anything—one tick of Mend Pet will send any mobs he's not directly attacked straight to me. If Dust Cloud hits a person of the opposing faction and there are guards around that get ticked off at such things, you WILL get your face pounded flat into the ground, and if they're malicious enough, the Horde in question WILL stand right next to your pet in order to trigger this outcome. Tallstriders are a ferocity pet, and they share their racial special with Foxes, who are ALSO ferocity (much to my continual headscratching). At one point there must have been some discrepancy between tallstriders and foxes (Petopia itself lists Dust Cloud as being 10%, 8s, 40s, with Tailspin 20%, 30s, 25s) but this appears to have been fixed in-game. Thus, the only difference I can see at a glance between the two pets is appearance and personal preference.

Overall, Vorparadis and I got along swimmingly! I'm not sure if I have room for him AND Pandora (my fox) in my stables, but luckily I have some common-skinned tenacity pets (and if worse comes to worse, two extra spirit beasts) I can abandon in order to make room while I decide between the two. He and I managed to get the last 10% of our daily guild exp cap done, and he got nearly to 85 in the process. It may have taken two expansions (or thereabouts) and a race change, but Basanti has finally gotten the strider she saw and admired so many years ago.
Name: Basanti
Level: 85
Exotics: Yes
Restrictions: None
Rares I Have: Skoll, Arcturis, King Krush, Sunblade Dragonhawk, Grimtotem Spirit Guide, Ghostcrawler, Corpse Scarab (the bitty beetle from the Anub'Rekhan encounter Spiritbinder found!)