Meet Miles.
Miles is a Corpse Scarab, a special and unique breed of tameable black beetle first brought to the attention of the Petopia forums (or at least, my attention!) at the end of march by Spiritbinder (
thread). He's summoned during the Anub'Rekhan encounter in both 10- and 25-player Naxxramas, from the corpse of either a player or one of the larger Crypt Guards summoned periodically throughout the fight. We took three hunters into 10-man Naxx (and later, my elemental shaman + my guild leader's alt hunter), and it was messy, but we survived and all got our beetles. A guildmate suggested we name them John, Paul, George, and Ringo, so we could have a full set of
-hem- Beatles. Not being a fan of that musical style, I named my own Miles, after the vertically-challenged, handicapped protagonist of the majority of the science fiction novels written by Lois McMaster Bujold (and at the risk of waxing poetic long enough to derail my own train of thought, most of the books in this series are available as free HTML and/or eBook files,
here, and I highly recommend them). In retrospect, "Mark" might have been more fitting (being equally short, but also having a strong association with both the colour black and [butter]bugs), but I don't like Mark as much

I'm not usually a huge fan of bugs—I'm quite phobic irl (some people on these forums have little bug things in their signatures that freaked me out quite heavily the first time I saw it, since it was the exact proper size for an ant crawling on my screen. I've since gotten over my first kneejerk reaction, thankfully

) and while the bugs in WoW aren't hyper-realistic and don't set off my squeamishness, they're still not really my first choice as a pet. Miles is different. Miles is tiny.

I mean, really tiny. Corpse Scarabs retain their size when tamed. For me, this is his primary charm—tiny little tenacity pet tanking big giant Ettin and Dragons and all those other fun things that tenacity pets can tank. Miles is about the size of the cockroaches of Twilight Highlands (and elsewhere; I don't think Azeroth's roaches change size much from locale to locale). Consequently, it's a bit tricky to get a good look at him, unless you zoom in really close. Fortunately for him, this means that any texture issues are quite hard to see, especially since they're not increased far beyond their original size-scope, as many other pets' textures are. Miles is sort of a grey-black with brown and a striking red design interspersed with black on the back of his carapace. His model is quite detailed, but on the larger areas (notably, the carapace itself), gets a little geometric. While this would be a major detriment on a larger bug, because Miles is so small, it's not something I notice in day-to-day play.

Both walking and running, Miles retains the black trail that summoned buggies from all sorts of Nerubians carry, and both the train (and his size) are retained despite deaths, stabling, dismissal, and the rest. His trail also continues in his "swim" animation, which is... not a swim animation at all; both he (and my Mini Diablo) have no swim animation and simply run and stand in the water. A major fault in a larger pet but again, his small stature works in his favour, since I have to be looking to notice. ("is he a spot, or is he a spec? When he's underwater does he get wet, or does the water get him instead? Nobody knows! Particle Man.") His normal idle animation is a bobbing motion with frantic movement of his antenna; every so often he'll look right, then left. When he looks left, there's a quiet "thump" as a dead body falling to the floor. You won't hear it if you've got music going but my guild leader picked up on it right away when he got his and I was like "wait, what?" lol

Miles has two attack animations. The lunge forward and the more dramatic "invisible stinger strike." The lunge is quite nondescript, but the stinger-strike has a myriad of issues—his carapace flattens up top, his back legs cut through the lower half, and besides... where's the stinger he's attacking with? Missing, that's what!

As a tenacity pet, the Corpse Scarab is an adequate multi-target tank (and by "adequate" I mean "mend pet won't pull aggro" lol) and an excellent single-target tank. His racial special, Harden Carapace, is identical to turtles' and reduces damage taken by 50% for 12s, with a minute CD. I love the way it looks, even moreso because it's "normal sized" on the tiny little buggy. One could argue that, because this is the most defensive ability available to tenacity pets, this makes beetles (and turtles) the "best" tanks of the bunch, though there's benefits to the other abilities (snare, interrupt, bleed damage, etc) and I'm sure
somewhere on the internet, someone's actually worked out the math (old hunter guildmate Sthellesta, probably). Regardless of the ultimate endpoint, having a shield wall ability is exceptionally helpful against certain types of enemies, and the beetle will auto-cast it when its health drops below a certain threshold (50% I believe).

I've had Miles out by my side in Stormwind for the past few days since I got him, and only gotten one query (during the writing of this report, in fact!). Part of this might be because people don't realize he's my pet and think he's a non-com. Part of this might be because we (my guild, as a whole) hang out in Dwarven District, while most of the rest of the server including the, um, excessively-punctuated hang out in Trade still (also the gold beggars and spammers, so Dwarven keeps me away from the /say and /yell and /w of all those unsavouries!). I haven't seen anyone outside of DS with the pet either, for possibly the same reasons.

Overall, Miles was a godsend for me. I wanted a pet with a shield wall ability, but didn't really enjoy any of the available choices (Terrorpene and the Light Blue Scarab being the "best options" but neither was exceptionally appealing). Miles being big would be boring and his place in my stables is not a permanent fixture—if his size is ever changed, it's possible I might replace him with another. Visually, his biggest appeal is his size, not his model or skin. I can see several reasons that he could be changed in the future (including, alas, PvP—despite not having any specifically-useful PvP skills, his small size makes him especially difficult to target, if an opponent needed or wanted to do so for some reason). Speaking of which, I wonder what he'd look like under the Glyph of Lesser Proportion?
There'd be something to see, wish I could actually copy my characters to the PTR to check! I really enjoy him, but I fully expect to not have him around for long... enjoy him while he lasts, but keep a few tissues around, just in case ;P
Name: Basanti
Level: 85
Exotics: Yes
Restrictions: None
Rares I Have: Skoll, Arcturis, King Krush, Sunblade Dragonhawk, Grimtotem Spirit Guide, Ghostcrawler,
Corpse Scarab