Yea, bonus points for the freakout, I grant her that, but come on.
If all it takes to discourage a guy from having anal sex with you is to use latin name, great.
However, it's not that that made me angry.
Autocunnilingus is oral stimulation of your own vulva, clitoris and so forth. To be crude, eating your own pussy.
Saturo asked her bf if she could perfom it on him.
That means, she wanted to uh, how should I put it... She wanted to go self-pearl-diving... on him?
Can you not see the flaw in the logic in this statement?
It's like a guy telling you, "Baby, I'd autofellatio you any day."
Here's a link to Wikipedia's entry on autofellatio, in case you're confused: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofellatio
Autocunnilingus is a female version of this.
To sum up: it is impossible to perform on so many levels it's not even funny. No wonder he got scared.
And I'm angry because of a misuse of Latin.
[Mania says: I'm deleting the rest of this discussion in this thread. This isn't the place for a discussion of the correct usage of Latin terms ... no, not even the ones that relate to female reproduction.]