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Hunter (Forums / Cataclysm Talent Calculator / Skills/Talents)

* Hunters now earn Valor Points when they are effectively Vote Kicked from a Dungeon Finder group.
* Chimera Shot, Kill Command, and Explosive Shot have been redesigned as Chimera Trap, Kill Command Trap, and Explosiver Shot, respectively.
* Pets: regardless of what pet is actually tamed, these creatures will appear as either a wolf (Horde) or cat (Alliance) when in combat. In addition, we have implemented an exciting new cross-breeding system where players can mix pets of various families with unpredictable results. Be the first on your server to show off a Mothmonkey, Crocoliskchimera or Warp Crab (these will still appear as either a wolf/cat when in combat).
* Ettin’s Grip (new talent) allows the hunter to equip two ranged weapons simultaneously.

Races

* The Worgen “sniff” sound has been replaced by Rebecca Black’s hit single, Friday. The song will play in its entirety. Every time.
* The name of the draenei race has been adjusted to have 20% more vowels.
* Draeneie - The male draeneie laugh has been tweaked to be 7% more irritating.
* The tauren race may no longer choose the paladin class, because… come on. Really?
* The dwarf race’s passive wenching bonus now works correctly.
* Female worgen have been cured of their curse and now have only a human form.

Rogue (Forums / Cataclysm Talent Calculator / Skills/Talents)

* Due to continual misspellings of the “rogue” class, we have officially changed the name to the easier to type “rouge.”
* Pick Pocket now works on friendly players, bankers and auctioneer NPCs.
* Vanish now has an additional 5% chance to fail for no discernable reason.
* Rouges equipping helms that resemble eye patches now suffer a 2% hit penalty from lack of depth perception.
* All archways, portals, portholes, and doorways now contain locked doors which require a rouge’s Pick Lock skill to open.
* Sleight of Hand now allows rouges to roll a perfect 100 on boss drops.
* Cheap Shot has a new more anatomically appropriate animation.
* Rouges are now required to pick up all of their blades after casting Fan of Knives before it can be used again.
* Rouges may now cast Stealth while Stealthed, entering the state of Double Stealth, which is not only stealthier than Stealth, but also causes the word stealth to cease to make sense to your brain. Stealth.

All dungeon & raid bosses now have legs. If they already had legs, they got more legs.

* All NPC’s now have a 25% chance to Dodge right-clicks.
* Due to the popularity of the “Save the Wee Animals” quest in Hyjal, all quests now include an element that requires you to pick up fleeing animals.

To toughen players up for their encounters with dragons and demons, the in-game emote “/hug” has been removed from the game.

# The Elemental tree is now the Elementary tree, and allows use of new abilities Eat Paste, Nap Time, and the Macaroni and Glitter Totem.

# Show/Hide pants has been added to the Interface Options menu.

* The name of the draenei race has been adjusted to have 20% more vowels.
* Draeneie - The male draeneie laugh has been tweaked to be 7% more irritating.

* The Worgen “sniff” sound has been replaced by Rebecca Black’s hit single, Friday. The song will play in its entirety. Every time.

AdamSavage wrote:I Still think Pimp my mount was one of the best pranks Blizzard did.