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Chuck Norris jokes I just made up

Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 11:55 pm
by Redith
So no more then 5 minutes ago I created 2 AWESOME chuck norris jokes that I had to share with you

Chuck Norris once had a gall stone, after he passed it scientists named the new mineral Kryptonite

And

Chuck Norris once decided to play WoW. He rolled a hunter, his Starting pet was Deathwing

What you guys think?

Re: Chuck Norris jokes I just made up

Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 12:17 am
by Nick
Redith wrote:Chuck Norris once decided to play WoW. He rolled a hunter, his Starting pet was Deathwing
So that's why Deathwing is always acting like someone pissed in his cereal.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes I just made up

Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 4:50 am
by Tsiya
I like'em! I couldn't believe the other day in general they were tossing Chuck jokes around again. Was like a time warp to 3 years ago! I couldn't complain, they replaced the ever-popular [Anal] conversation. Anything is better than that.

Re: Chuck Norris jokes I just made up

Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 11:13 pm
by Rottingham
Haha I like 'em! But wouldn't Deathwing be Jay Leno's pet?

Re: Chuck Norris jokes I just made up

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 3:59 am
by Litlemouse
Tsiya wrote:... I couldn't complain, they replaced the ever-popular [Anal] conversation. Anything is better than that.
Oh geesh, I know what that's like :roll:

Re: Chuck Norris jokes I just made up

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 7:57 am
by Cerele
Litlemouse wrote:
Tsiya wrote:... I couldn't complain, they replaced the ever-popular [Anal] conversation. Anything is better than that.
Oh geesh, I know what that's like :roll:
....but I'm guessing despite how silly they are you just slid one... or two quotes in there? lol