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- Krysannis
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Hit me
I know we have some punny people on this forum so hit me with your best puns!
I'll start:
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
Your turn!
I'll start:
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
Your turn!
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Re: Hit me
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Canibal Joe will trade you two skulls for your skull, either way you come out ahead
When a son said that his ambition was to drive an army tank his father said 'I won't stand in your way'.
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Coast Guardsmen make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Canibal Joe will trade you two skulls for your skull, either way you come out ahead
When a son said that his ambition was to drive an army tank his father said 'I won't stand in your way'.
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Coast Guardsmen make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
- Krysannis
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Re: Hit me
Also, thanks to whomever moved this to it's rightful home
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- Cerele
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Re: Hit me
something like
I think im addicted to wow, so i got the patch...
(4.2 you probably saw it but ehh... i havent made many puns lately)
you probably saw that too... ehh ill shut up now im rambling
I think im addicted to wow, so i got the patch...
(4.2 you probably saw it but ehh... i havent made many puns lately)
you probably saw that too... ehh ill shut up now im rambling
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Re: Hit me
i cannot come up with any unless its completely accidental but i really gotta say that i love puns and these are hilarious xD
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Re: Hit me
Have you seen Therazane lately? Man...she's stone ugly!
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Scientists have shown that those who enjoy puns are more likely to enter Ivy League colleges. Therefore, be careful, because if you use a pun, you might go to Yale.
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"I'm addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want."
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