When good rares go bad edited for more fun
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 11:25 am
Alright folks the expedition of Sasrei is on, after countless days and realms it has proved fruitful and yet.. still brutal.
So I have compiled a list of..
WHEN GOOD RARES GO BAD
Solix
As I was journeying across the molten fronts I came across this little orange guy. After countless attempts of trying to get him to come home with me I was interrupted countlessly by people doing the quest. Now see my blood pressure was through the roof already with a: finding the rare and B: trying to tame said rare. I was scared that someone would come and try to kill him on me! And there was one! A DK Orc kept coming to try and kill him and the result is this.. you may not be able to see it but his corpse is there by the rune.
he tried oh so many times to kill him and ended up eating the dust .. while after 20 mins of trying to figure things out I brought home the spider who pwned a dk in 2 seconds flat.. And you can see how non chalant this spider is.. like killing DKs is all in a days work (hugs solix)
And this is him being extremely rude to my other hunter.. I mean whats with the face? I am not that scary to go home with.. I mean.. I am still single.. but still.. I think its when he realized he was tamed..
Skitterflame
The in your face (literally) rare
So yah freak out time found another spider! After working my way to him which was basically try to hit the rocks and falling to my death (I swear.. everytime..) and while rezzing and meeting alot of "friends" on the way to him I worked up the courage to say hello. So after my death from not being smart and breaking my own trap or trapping the wrong mob. He and I talked.. all while I pwned the mobs around him. You see Skitterflame is not one to take no bull from NOONE.. which is why he is in my face as you can see.. big spider.. in the face.. to which I say.. NOT THE FACE NOT THE FACE either that or he wanted a hug.. I mean really it cant be fun there all those angry rock.. things andd druid wannabes.. Id want to leave to!
Anthriss: Proving.. Fire is bad
Ok odd freak out time.. 4 rares.. 1 day however this guy seemed to be the easiest right? right.. however he H U R T S with the fire... and you know when blizzard says dont stand in the fire? They meant it.. I actually dont think I was far enough in the lava but.. lava swimming brought back horrific memories of trying to get to MC and taking the "shortcut" by jumping off the side into the lava and trying to get to the edge fast enough. This picture is of me and him dueling.. best part is.. we BOTH disppeared when I died I got him right as I died and my gear was yellow.. missed a SS of that but this one should work as its me the sec before I died oh and thats the molten guy I had to kill cause he was annoying me. so he got in my face to
Kirix: Who needs a plane? Air miles ftw!
Ok so kirix is the best rare of them all as he gives flying lessons! I know I know! We spent all that gold on getting flying but Kirix does it for free! (well not free.. racked up repair bills.. these rares have cost me alot) Look at that grace! 10 points for grace -10 for the death..
ALSO
Ankha and Magria promoting NUDITY in Hunters!! *GASP* Due to the explicit pictures and the no nudity of the forums I can not post these pictures.. but *looks around* I made copies.. but if I see a naked dwarf I am going to cry.. or Orc..
So I have compiled a list of..
WHEN GOOD RARES GO BAD
Solix
As I was journeying across the molten fronts I came across this little orange guy. After countless attempts of trying to get him to come home with me I was interrupted countlessly by people doing the quest. Now see my blood pressure was through the roof already with a: finding the rare and B: trying to tame said rare. I was scared that someone would come and try to kill him on me! And there was one! A DK Orc kept coming to try and kill him and the result is this.. you may not be able to see it but his corpse is there by the rune.
he tried oh so many times to kill him and ended up eating the dust .. while after 20 mins of trying to figure things out I brought home the spider who pwned a dk in 2 seconds flat.. And you can see how non chalant this spider is.. like killing DKs is all in a days work (hugs solix)And this is him being extremely rude to my other hunter.. I mean whats with the face? I am not that scary to go home with.. I mean.. I am still single.. but still.. I think its when he realized he was tamed..
Skitterflame
The in your face (literally) rare
So yah freak out time found another spider! After working my way to him which was basically try to hit the rocks and falling to my death (I swear.. everytime..) and while rezzing and meeting alot of "friends" on the way to him I worked up the courage to say hello. So after my death from not being smart and breaking my own trap or trapping the wrong mob. He and I talked.. all while I pwned the mobs around him. You see Skitterflame is not one to take no bull from NOONE.. which is why he is in my face as you can see.. big spider.. in the face.. to which I say.. NOT THE FACE NOT THE FACE either that or he wanted a hug.. I mean really it cant be fun there all those angry rock.. things andd druid wannabes.. Id want to leave to!
Anthriss: Proving.. Fire is bad
Ok odd freak out time.. 4 rares.. 1 day however this guy seemed to be the easiest right? right.. however he H U R T S with the fire... and you know when blizzard says dont stand in the fire? They meant it.. I actually dont think I was far enough in the lava but.. lava swimming brought back horrific memories of trying to get to MC and taking the "shortcut" by jumping off the side into the lava and trying to get to the edge fast enough. This picture is of me and him dueling.. best part is.. we BOTH disppeared when I died
I got him right as I died and my gear was yellow.. missed a SS of that but this one should work as its me the sec before I died oh and thats the molten guy I had to kill cause he was annoying me. so he got in my face toKirix: Who needs a plane? Air miles ftw!
Ok so kirix is the best rare of them all as he gives flying lessons! I know I know! We spent all that gold on getting flying but Kirix does it for free! (well not free.. racked up repair bills.. these rares have cost me alot
) Look at that grace! 10 points for grace -10 for the death..ALSO
Ankha and Magria promoting NUDITY in Hunters!! *GASP* Due to the explicit pictures and the no nudity of the forums I can not post these pictures.. but *looks around* I made copies.. but if I see a naked dwarf I am going to cry.. or Orc..
So much for him being the baby in my mind...